Masterchef The Professionals 5: Semi finals week!

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go x

I think only French people should be allowed to say "vegetable" from now on.

Oh it’s like a biryani

Bet Jean Phillippe is a closet Christian Gray

No waste, that's fab.

I hated the Masterchef of yore, where super expensive ingredients were shown being scraped off into the bin, because they'd been cut a millimetre too skewiff

Dan looks terrified.

This accent 😘

I have dined in the Dorchester ballroom twice but disappointingly they were mass catering-type events both times and not at the rarefied tweezer levels of Alain Ducasse and his acolytes.

I want Jean Philippe's skin care regime.

This guy's voice is great.

Christ that's a lot of caviar

Wow caviar so much

There’s fine dining a la Marcus and Mon. Then there’s this. Fucking hell.

Well this should appease the veggies from earlier!

Caviar!!! I thought that was lentils. That must cost like a billion pounds on the menu.

I wouldn't kick Jean Phillippe out of bed 😉

Those vegetarians mentioned earlier should be happy now! 🌶 🌽

Yes great skincare too. I'm going to record him saying veg-e-table and play it whenever I need a little lift.

'The natural thing is something that is very important to me.' Forager?

Oh, they get a wicker basket for their spoils here. You can tell it's a luxury gaff.

I'd feel exceptionally common to eat this food.

Chickpea stew from me and a salad thingie.

Say protein again Jean Philippe

Dh has just said “so it’s like a franchise then? Like macDonalds.” Yes pet.
Gran!

I've been tryin their website and it's crashing already. My DD is a right foodie and would love to eat there and as we know Xmas is coming... but nope. No luck. Thank fuck cos it'd bankrupt me.

@awesomekillick is rubbing her hands together in vegetarian glory