Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS! Sam still can’t speak, Curtis’s heart isn’t really weak, and Speed Daal’s up sh*t creek

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More Corrie ‘excitement’…

Curtis in his lovely pink velvet, whatever is happening?

I feel like I’m watching some sort of hollyoaks sitcom.

So he was booking a honeymoon yawn either way please go away and don’t come back. The easy convincing couple ever even Mary & Norris were better!

I thought Kelly had proper ambitious since her life nearly ended up in tatters. Wasn’t she all I want be social worker or help
Kids. But because she’s teen girl let’s have her do hair because that’s what they do.

The school slots are most convincing, Max does great stroppy teen.

*least!

@MaryAndGerryLivingInDerry

Maria: I’ll start training you up tomorrow.

Err, I think you’ll find hairdressing requires going to college and doing at least a 2 year NVQ Maria! You don’t just shadow a hairdresser!

Bloody ridiculous!

I thought Kelly had proper ambitious since her life nearly ended up in tatters. Wasn’t she all I want be social worker or help Kids

Yes, yes she was all up for studying Social Work!

PC Craigy! What a surprise.

Why has Curtis got a clown suit on?

What's stus back story? Has he loads of money?
Emmas dress is very gorgeous.

Tracey’s hair is so drab and awful hanging down round her face.

Stu was a cook in the navy so would have leave by time he was 45 if he signed up young and did 25y. He had mentioned he fell out family on streets with Kelly but no other info yet. Agree though he sounds and acts like he comes from money.

So Craigy is doing the interviewing as well????

Yes, Craigy is now channelling his inner Elliot Stabler in the interview room.

Oooh that is a hideous dress Sarah’s friend is wearing!!

Would Emma really still have her wedding dress on hours after a non-wedding in the middle of December?

Oh FGS! Another secret being kept, now by Steve!! It’s so tiresome.

Im not in the uk, but navy pensions where I am are quite good.

Ridiculous Steve not telling Emma about the money. Obviously the police will cease their enquiries so she'd find out that way anyway.

Agree about the hideous dress!

Max's perpetual smirk grinds my gears. Which must mean he's doing his job very well.

@MaryAndGerryLivingInDerry

So is it just Steve, Amy and Gemma coming to the wedding?

And Audrey. Bizarrely!

Rita always went to weddings.

Didn’t Emma work in hairdressers for Audrey? David and Maria got the barbers and then it got sold to Sam’s mum (or not).

Not sure where she had supposed been working in last 6m she never seems to be at work.

Is Sam still silent? We haven’t seen him for weeks.

I guessed Curtis was planning a honeymoon, not an escape. But how could he pay for it?

Emma's dress was beautiful😍 Gemma's outfit made me laugh but I expected nothing less, suits her character!

It was obvious Curtis didn't steal the money and was planning a honeymoon. I don't see why Steve didn't tell Emma about it but probably didn't want her running back to him!

David and Shona 'celebrating' that Max didn't get expelled when he literally hit a teacher is so very strange. He should have got expelled and that's that really.

I guarantee any money that Adam's the dad of Lydia's son. The way she looked at him awkwardly when they first met at the Christmas fair and then again at the house. It's more than they've just slept together. That's my guess anyway

@Clawdy

I guessed Curtis was planning a honeymoon, not an escape. But how could he pay for it?

Probably had money saved away from working at the Bistro or something