Masterchef The Professionals 4: Koofta.... Cauliflower 5,000 ways and.. It's 20 f***ing minutes Gregg!!!

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chappies

@Sunbird24

Evening Chuffians! I got into bed as I was a bit chilly and woke up just in time for the first chef.

@Pebbledashery sending you appropriately labelled voodoo dolls and unlimited pins.

Thank you 💕💕

Daniel looks like he should be wearing breeches and a cravat, and telling ghost stories with Byron and Shelley by some Italian lake.

I wish Gregg would get his teeth done

Every time Mon comes out of that back room, she looks like an X men, or an Avenger or summat 😍

Daniel's take on the dish looks better than the one that Marcus made.

That's one of the best skills tests of the series so far.

@EsmaCannonball

Daniel looks like he should be wearing breeches and a cravat, and telling ghost stories with Byron and Shelley by some Italian lake.

He does!

I thought it was quite an odd dish though.

Madly excellent first two skills' tests. There had better be disasters in the second set.

Yes! He completely does, Esma

@EsmaCannonball

Daniel looks like he should be wearing breeches and a cravat, and telling ghost stories with Byron and Shelley by some Italian lake.

🤣🤣

Monica's challenges, except poop Nutella are always great.

Ah Gregg's kind of dish. Just finish it there.

Loved Mon saying she could take Marcus down on the knife skills.

Daniel looks amazing

Mon & Marcus seem like they get on really well.

Can't say I've ever eaten a poached pear

This sounds nice Mon

I'm fucking baffled already.

Sorry Mon, I’m not convinced about a caramel coffee pear…

Greggs invite always gets lost in the post when Monica and Marcus have dinner parties

Yes Gregg. Sugar.

@GrouchyKiwi

Mon & Marcus seem like they get on really well.

They must enjoy Gregg free night.

When you watch the regular or celeb Masterchef people poach their pears for about 2 hours and they still end up rock hard.

I would happily eat this. Very happily.

DH came in just as Gregggggg was making sex-noises and so he turned round and exited quick-smart 🤮🤮