Masterchef The Professionals 4: Koofta.... Cauliflower 5,000 ways and.. It's 20 f***ing minutes Gregg!!!

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chappies

Oh I liked Ryan. He has the look of a beautiful pre raphaelite woman

@EsmaCannonball

'I've let myself down and there is a price to pay for that.'

Yep, Daniel's planning to kill Gregg.

No one was there, no one saw anything.

@GertrudeBElion

I can already envisage Liam's unbridled and unabashed joy if he was to be crowned the winner

Grandad would shout sort your hair out son

The state of some of these chefs nails though....

Looks like they are being sensible as you suggested, Romaine.

Oh fuck off gregggggg

More foraging 🙄

Jamie never done excitement in his life

Dad tick, foraging tick!

I feel like Jamie’s ‘little bit of excitement’ is on a similar level to Liam’s…

Multi sensory. Well fuck me

Laying waste to the wildlife of France.
Ahh fond memories.
Excellent wankery, twigs and pebbly shite presentation.

There have been too many Forrest floor dishes this series.
What's on the forest floor? Dog poo, and fox poo.
No one ever thought I want forest floor for dinner.

Jamie, this isn't Great British Menu, mate... fuck off with the wacky woodland plating

Come on Charith.

I only like Charith in this round

I would 100% fabricate a heart rending story that matched whatever it was I wanted to cook.

I'd crowbar that lobster right into that "childhood memory"

That fish looks nice though!

I like Charith. Not a forager, not a humourless wanker, not a serial killer.

Fuck off with your 20 minutes Greggg!

Mushroom foraging = double bleurgh

Greg’s vacant stare 😬

Oh god massive forage wanker

Mushroom carving from Forager 2....plus more wanky wild herbage. Go figure.