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Masterchef The Professionals 4: Koofta.... Cauliflower 5,000 ways and.. It's 20 f***ing minutes Gregg!!!

963 replies

Pebbledashery · 29/11/2021 19:53

Here we go chappies

OP posts:
awesomekilick · 07/12/2021 21:18

Arrogant fuckwit

ilovesooty · 07/12/2021 21:18

Come on Daniel

fourquenelles · 07/12/2021 21:18

Ear holes is really up himself isn't he?

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/12/2021 21:18

Did he have those stupid ear things in before?

Wolfcub · 07/12/2021 21:18

This is a bad round

ilovesooty · 07/12/2021 21:18

Oh dear.

EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2021 21:18

Baldrick would like that dish.

TheDogsMother · 07/12/2021 21:19

Ooohhhhhh what a response from trout man. V hissy.

Sunbird24 · 07/12/2021 21:19

Oh Daniel…

littlbrowndog · 07/12/2021 21:19

Johnie not happy. Bad looks at judges and can’t belive someone said no

RomainingCalm · 07/12/2021 21:19

My family camping trips were burnt beans and sausages.

I think mine still are OhWhatFuckery 😂😂😂

GrouchyKiwi · 07/12/2021 21:19

Not a good day to be good Daniel.

jay55 · 07/12/2021 21:19

@fourquenelles

Ear holes is really up himself isn't he?
Very. Really not happy not to be worshiped.

I liked Daniel last week but turnip 26 ways and a giant blob of green is a no from me.

ilovesooty · 07/12/2021 21:19

He's sad Sad

fourquenelles · 07/12/2021 21:19

@EsmaCannonball

No, Daniel! Did Mary Shelley not tell you The Tale of the Cursed Masterchef Lamb? It is dead and yet undead.
Called it Esma
OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/12/2021 21:20

Oh Daniel indeed.
Old Lego head’s looks good.

Sunbird24 · 07/12/2021 21:20

A live lobster has to be one of the weirdest Christmas presents an 8 year old could get!

Halsall · 07/12/2021 21:20

Daniel SadSad

Ode to a lobster from Liam. In memoriam.

EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2021 21:21

'I've let myself down and there is a price to pay for that.'

Yep, Daniel's planning to kill Gregg.

littlbrowndog · 07/12/2021 21:21

Liam shuffling 🤣

ilovesooty · 07/12/2021 21:21

@Sunbird24

A live lobster has to be one of the weirdest Christmas presents an 8 year old could get!
Can you imagine the Mumsnet thread... Grin
OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/12/2021 21:22

Marcus favours Liam.
This must be the foragers group.

GertrudeBElion · 07/12/2021 21:22

I can already envisage Liam's unbridled and unabashed joy if he was to be crowned the winner Grin

Halsall · 07/12/2021 21:22

If we thought one forager wasn't bad enough......

TheDogsMother · 07/12/2021 21:22

@GertrudeBElion

I can already envisage Liam's unbridled and unabashed joy if he was to be crowned the winner Grin
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