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Masterchef The Professionals 4: Koofta.... Cauliflower 5,000 ways and.. It's 20 f***ing minutes Gregg!!!

963 replies

Pebbledashery · 29/11/2021 19:53

Here we go chappies

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littlbrowndog · 07/12/2021 21:14

Oh this looks great

RomainingCalm · 07/12/2021 21:14

@GrouchyKiwi

A few of my favourites are in this group. Do we lose one (or more) from each group?

You'd think it would make sense for them to all cook and then decide who leaves but I think we know that the sensible option isn't always the route they take...

TheDogsMother · 07/12/2021 21:14

Urrrgghhh flabby fat on the chop

GrouchyKiwi · 07/12/2021 21:14

Pink pork still gives me the jitters.

awesomekilick · 07/12/2021 21:14

I think a slice of my bum would look like that chop

jay55 · 07/12/2021 21:14

Flowers tick

GertrudeBElion · 07/12/2021 21:14

You don't often see a roast potato on Masterchef, and that is a Bad Thing.

Blueberrycreampie · 07/12/2021 21:15

Mon wanted a big plate of potatoes- where's the rest, had she eaten them?

jay55 · 07/12/2021 21:15

Man would not be okay with only one spud.

GertrudeBElion · 07/12/2021 21:15

@awesomekilick

I think a slice of my bum would look like that chop
Grin
jay55 · 07/12/2021 21:15

Nan even

ilovesooty · 07/12/2021 21:16

Raw chicken.

GrouchyKiwi · 07/12/2021 21:16

Oooh no, raw chicken. Just for Gregg?

littlbrowndog · 07/12/2021 21:16

What the heck are the snake6y things. Eek looks horrid

GertrudeBElion · 07/12/2021 21:16

I don't like the look of Dan's dish.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/12/2021 21:16

I bolted and am on new thread talking to myself.
Eat the raw chicken Greggggg. Eaaaatttt ittttttt!

EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2021 21:16

Sous-vide chicken thigh sounds like a medical condition.

toomuchlaundry · 07/12/2021 21:16

How is it ok to have pink pork?

awesomekilick · 07/12/2021 21:17

Oh Dan and Dan's gran

RomainingCalm · 07/12/2021 21:17

Deliberate attempt to sabotage Gregg with raw chicken. Give that man a prize!

ilovesooty · 07/12/2021 21:17

That's pretty.

fourquenelles · 07/12/2021 21:17

Your lads a gonna Sad

Sunbird24 · 07/12/2021 21:17

Gregggg got given raw chicken on purpose, Dan was taking one for the team and trying to give him food poisoning…

littlbrowndog · 07/12/2021 21:17

@RomainingCalm

Deliberate attempt to sabotage Gregg with raw chicken. Give that man a prize!
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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/12/2021 21:18

My family camping trips were burnt beans and sausages.