Masterchef The Professionals 4: Koofta.... Cauliflower 5,000 ways and.. It's 20 f***ing minutes Gregg!!!

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chappies

@jay55

I really doubt anyone's Nan ever put a puree on a roast, unless it was for a child who was weaning.

My Nan puréed the sprouts. She didn't mean to, she just put them on far too early.

My manna taught me to butter my bread all the way to the edges. Suspect that wouldn’t get me to a semifinal

Omg ear hole man

Arrgghhhh those earlobes

I'd forgotten this fella with the earlobes. Thankfully

Do we think John has ever set foot in an Asda or is all his food sourced in the wild?

Come on Daniel

I so don’t like him. There’s something about Johnnie

Daniel. Go on mate. He's a good cook and so far so tolerable

I'd managed to forget about forager Jon and his ear-spacers. Damn him for reminding me.

Nan ✅

Ooh, great-Nan - is that extra?

Grandmother tick!

Daniel is so intense

Daniel looks bloody nackered

GREAT-Nan = ✔️✔️

Daniel is frenetic

Fuck off Greggggg!

This chap is good too he'll be in the finals. Liam

I like Lobster Man. 🦞

No, Daniel! Did Mary Shelley not tell you The Tale of the Cursed Masterchef Lamb? It is dead and yet undead.

Liam is very serious

A few of my favourites are in this group. Do we lose one (or more) from each group?

Not raw lamb!

I've not had caviar since before covid, 1% problems