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Masterchef The Professionals 3: Deconstruction... I don't trust anything souvide'd... Wobbly pork

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Pebbledashery · 18/11/2021 21:59

Thread 3 in readiness for next week if thread 2 fills up with the catcher upper watchers

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/11/2021 19:51

Yewwwwwww.

Pebbledashery · 29/11/2021 19:51

Kems nan😁

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jay55 · 29/11/2021 19:52

This round is so weird, today they have to mince the chicken.
But in past rounds the pasta dough has been made, aubergine ready cooked...

Sunbird24 · 29/11/2021 19:52

You’re a bit ahead of me @viques, I’ve still got Mon dressing her salad…

EsmaCannonball · 29/11/2021 19:53

I think I'm going to apply to do a doctorate in criminology, looking at the correlation between foraging, facial hair and serial killing.

TheDogsMother · 29/11/2021 19:53

That's a lumpy looking dish

littlbrowndog · 29/11/2021 19:53

Sorry mon looks dry

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/11/2021 19:53

Who will have the raw chicken?

Pebbledashery · 29/11/2021 19:53

That didn't look appetising

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viques · 29/11/2021 19:54

Jamie not Janie! Someone must have put the n next to the m on my keyboard.

GrouchyKiwi · 29/11/2021 19:54

Come on, Yasmine. I like you already.

TheDogsMother · 29/11/2021 19:54

@EsmaCannonball

I think I'm going to apply to do a doctorate in criminology, looking at the correlation between foraging, facial hair and serial killing.
I think you are onto something there 🤣🤣
Halsall · 29/11/2021 19:55

It's about the journey. Me on a plate. It's in honour of my Nan.

SILENT SCREAM

ShirleyPhallus · 29/11/2021 19:55

Come on the gals.

I’d have had my hair did before appearing on TV mind, that’s some dye job

fourquenelles · 29/11/2021 19:55

Shut your stupid face Greggggggg you know nothing

Wolfcub · 29/11/2021 19:55

Bloody hell she looks amazing for the mother of a 14 year old

ShirleyPhallus · 29/11/2021 19:55

@EsmaCannonball

I think I'm going to apply to do a doctorate in criminology, looking at the correlation between foraging, facial hair and serial killing.
Cross referencing number of tattoos?
Sunbird24 · 29/11/2021 19:55

She doesn’t look old enough to have a 14 year old!!

GertrudeBElion · 29/11/2021 19:55

She looks about 18!

TheDogsMother · 29/11/2021 19:56

Wow good for her

Halsall · 29/11/2021 19:56

How can Yasmine have 4 children??? She looks about 15 Shock

Pebbledashery · 29/11/2021 19:56

She looks amazingly young for a mum of 4

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littlbrowndog · 29/11/2021 19:56

Cook the chicken

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/11/2021 19:56

She only looks about 20!
Oh she’s fucked.

GrouchyKiwi · 29/11/2021 19:57

That's enormous. Ah no Yasmine.