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Masterchef The Professionals 3: Deconstruction... I don't trust anything souvide'd... Wobbly pork

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Pebbledashery · 18/11/2021 21:59

Thread 3 in readiness for next week if thread 2 fills up with the catcher upper watchers

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littlbrowndog · 29/11/2021 19:42

Them big prawns just eat them

EsmaCannonball · 29/11/2021 19:42

His arms are too hairy for a sleeve tattoo. I'm surprised he hasn't been chucked out of the Cheffing Union.

Pebbledashery · 29/11/2021 19:42

His accent dips into Scottish every so often

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jay55 · 29/11/2021 19:42

Don't eat prawns or avocado, and agreed warm avo sounds extra disgusting.

TheDogsMother · 29/11/2021 19:42

I do definitely like all the components but together I'm just not sure

bibliomania · 29/11/2021 19:43

Don't fancy the prawn oil.

viques · 29/11/2021 19:43

Good evening all, last week of the trials. My favourite part of the series! This looks good, omelettes have defeated other contenders before. That and the prawn gut, there’s always one who forgets........

Wolfcub · 29/11/2021 19:43

Speedy chef

Pebbledashery · 29/11/2021 19:43

Prawns scrambled eggs

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Sunbird24 · 29/11/2021 19:43

I’ve had a Cuban sandwich with fries.
My omelettes get cheese on top and go under the grill to puff up, Marcus and Mon would not approve. Definitely wouldn’t put avocado in one…

littlbrowndog · 29/11/2021 19:43

Scrambled eggs now 🤣🤦‍♀️

jay55 · 29/11/2021 19:43

He knows it's omelette not scrambled egg?

GrouchyKiwi · 29/11/2021 19:43

That's a nope mess, that.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/11/2021 19:44

He reminds me of the shop keeper from Still Game.
What the everlasting fuck is that?

TheDogsMother · 29/11/2021 19:44

This is like the omelette challenge on Saturday Kitchen

Pebbledashery · 29/11/2021 19:44

What the heck is that

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Halsall · 29/11/2021 19:44

Hot avocado....nooooooooo. Just no. All the no.

fourquenelles · 29/11/2021 19:44

Those prawns are fantastic - just those in the half of avocado no snotty omlette or green peppers or stinky prawn oil for me. No thank you.

Pebbledashery · 29/11/2021 19:45

That dish looks like snot on a plate

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littlbrowndog · 29/11/2021 19:45

Green pepper would overwhelm the taste of prawns

viques · 29/11/2021 19:45

And here we go, first one in the kitchen , totes scuppered by eggs.

ShirleyPhallus · 29/11/2021 19:46

Why does Gregg say om-LIT

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/11/2021 19:46

Pony tail! Drink.
Travel, furrin cuisine. More drink.

jay55 · 29/11/2021 19:46

Why did the chef draw a snail with the sauce....

awesomekilick · 29/11/2021 19:46

@ShirleyPhallus

Why does Gregg say om-LIT
Cos he's an ill-educated fuckwit?