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Masterchef The Professionals 3: Deconstruction... I don't trust anything souvide'd... Wobbly pork

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Pebbledashery · 18/11/2021 21:59

Thread 3 in readiness for next week if thread 2 fills up with the catcher upper watchers

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Pebbledashery · 29/11/2021 19:46

Really not a fan of self commentary

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Wolfcub · 29/11/2021 19:46

Oh god another one who narrates

Halsall · 29/11/2021 19:47

Robbie looks stunned by the concept but is bravely narrating the process nonetheless

littlbrowndog · 29/11/2021 19:47

Morrison’s has got 1/2 price breakfast. It’s good. Just don’t get the tattie scones. Like shoe leather.

Sunbird24 · 29/11/2021 19:47

You can see them all thinking wtf when Marcus says pepper prawn & avocado omelette…

Wolfcub · 29/11/2021 19:47

Forager.

Pebbledashery · 29/11/2021 19:47

Forager tossery!

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littlbrowndog · 29/11/2021 19:47

FORAGER

viques · 29/11/2021 19:47

Forager alert.

Pebbledashery · 29/11/2021 19:47

Forager dump truck reversing

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/11/2021 19:47

‘Stealing, gonna be lots of fusion.
Fucking forager.

fourquenelles · 29/11/2021 19:48

Must look out for Blueberrycreampie Samuel. Looks like he'll be doing Mon's task

Pebbledashery · 29/11/2021 19:48

Death by omelette

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awesomekilick · 29/11/2021 19:48

That's that omelette taken to the next level. Not

GrouchyKiwi · 29/11/2021 19:48

He's shaking so much I'm worried he's going to chop off his fingers.

littlbrowndog · 29/11/2021 19:48

No one wants to cook the avocado

TheDogsMother · 29/11/2021 19:49

I see I'm in good company, my omelettes look this bad

littlbrowndog · 29/11/2021 19:49

Poky peppers

Halsall · 29/11/2021 19:50

@littlbrowndog

No one wants to cook the avocado
They are right
OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/11/2021 19:50

That’s a chunky old omelette. I do not want extra oil on it. Butter. Cheese, ham or bacon. Crunchy bits.

awesomekilick · 29/11/2021 19:50

It'd be nice to have someone to root for so I'm holding out for Samuel and the (pending) woman

Wolfcub · 29/11/2021 19:50

Chicken kofta - no Monica that's wrong

Sunbird24 · 29/11/2021 19:51

Is this not a ‘koofta’ like Kem’s Nan used to make?

ShirleyPhallus · 29/11/2021 19:51

YES Monica this sounds bloody delicious!

viques · 29/11/2021 19:51

Has anyone got a couple of hair slides to tie his hair back please.

I make flatbreads like that! Thankyou Janie Oliver.