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MAFS8/4. Thy name is Ausisblandlikeus, of all things. Look on our works, ye Scriptwriters, and despair!

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 11/11/2021 18:40

Gone classical innit?

Although was debating to go full Bunty or semi twinkle.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 12/11/2021 19:48

Och I’m not that warm and fuzzy lublin - the photo and eye and type chat made me think he was an unthinking and unfeeling coq.

That said,I’m convinced Melissa has seen more to him. She must have. 🤷‍♀️

I think Bryce was set to be the big baddie this season by the producers to camouflage the shit show and lack of likeability of the others.

They’d have been struggling for content otherwise.

I do think he is a ‘erel. Just maybe not so much of a one as he has been portrayed to be.

And to be fair, I think Melissa has an inner core of steel.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 12/11/2021 19:52

Sadly I fear that Liam is a far bigger knobber than Bryce.

You pull off his mask and you will see an anoose with teeth.

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Knackerelli · 12/11/2021 19:52

Bloody love Georgia’s mom!

ANameChangeAgain · 12/11/2021 19:53

Georgia's mum needs to be on the next panel of ixperts! Love her and her wacky Versace wardrobe!

TheLittleRedToothbrush · 12/11/2021 19:53

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 12/11/2021 19:53

Love does hurt mummmyJill.

It shouldn’t be bloody hurting 4 weeks in.

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Benjispruce5 · 12/11/2021 19:53

@SinisterBumFacedCat 100%

SinisterBumFacedCat · 12/11/2021 19:56

Georgia’s mum is awesome, she needs a chat with Melissa next.

Turtletaub · 12/11/2021 19:58

Georgia's mum is wonderful and better than the experts!!

StressyMcStressFace · 12/11/2021 20:00

Georgia's mum is the first person to speak any sense in this entire show!!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 12/11/2021 20:05

Bec may well be in two minds.

One for each face.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 12/11/2021 20:20

What have you done Jake? Sad

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wannabebetter · 12/11/2021 20:24

Oh ffs just spit it out Bec!! Talk about dangling him !!!

wannabebetter · 12/11/2021 20:25

It wouldn't surprise me if she finishes her speech & the poor fucker still doesn't know where he stands!!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 12/11/2021 20:28

Bottom lip a-jiggle and sad face plastered on. And no tears either.

Why does her little sad mouth look as though she is hiding a smirk?

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 12/11/2021 20:29

Oh no you didn’t…

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 12/11/2021 20:29

Do they get more money for a successful vow renewal?

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OrangeJuiceAndNoodles · 12/11/2021 20:30

Huzzah! I found you all.

Haven't seen tonight's yet but I've decided Liam is an absolute cunt-muscle.

I hope Georgia dumps him.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 12/11/2021 20:31

You might be all in.

And I’m a size 8.

(And we all know that it’d be a squeeze to get through that little corridor of trees for me)

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DahliaBlue · 12/11/2021 20:32

Well we didn't expect that did we?

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 12/11/2021 20:32

Bin him off Georgia.

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DahliaBlue · 12/11/2021 20:32

Hope Georgia says no.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 12/11/2021 20:33

I didn’t dahlia

She is just Pinnochibec.

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DahliaBlue · 12/11/2021 20:34

Georgia deserves so much better