MAFS8/4. Thy name is Ausisblandlikeus, of all things. Look on our works, ye Scriptwriters, and despair!

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Gone classical innit?

Although was debating to go full Bunty or semi twinkle.

Kim el indeed!

Ha ha ha kin!

I know longer watch but check into thread every so often to catch up because you are all are the most salient and succinct posters plus I’m flinging woo @SheldonesqueTheBstard; we are meant to be together - you know it. What larks we could have cackling away at next series of MAFS; slurping mugs of Tea together (interspersed with pints of sweet Sherry) in conjunction with munching our way through quarter (tuppence worth) of Woolworths ‘pick n mix’. Come on producers - match us up!

I think Melissa is carrying herself differently. The lass seems to me that she is swinging the biggest pair of baws in the ixperiment.

Hahahaha, definitely! And what a difference it's made. I thought she was quite plain when the series started but I think she's gorgeous now

@SlipperySlope99

Kin ell, that’s all I say now I’ve gone for spoilers

Have you come over to the spoilers thread?

What a lovely scene you paint MrsCatE 🥰

You forgot our lovely winged chesterfields/auto rising fireside chairs but in all honesty I think we’d probably be cosied up on the settee. Covered in a tartan blanket and a puss and a hound.

Clinking our mugs and wiping any errant sappy tears on a sleeve and looking like we double handedly ruined the reputation of many a manufacturer of waterproof mascaras.

Tears of mirth and tears of sappiness all round.

I do

greenlunchbox

She looks like a different lass. Confidence really can make a difference and she looks strong.

Bryce is proper punching.

I can’t wait to mosey ower to the spoiler thread.

I’ve probably made a right knob of myself with my observations.

I still think Bec is a wrong un though. I hope she sets him free tomorrow. The way he has clung to every crumb has been quite sore to watch.

She hasn’t liked him from the get go.

Checking in!!

Hate Liam. I don't get all the 'glamour' hate her has for Georgia when he's the most styled out of all the men! Caps/veneers, filler or Botox or something, and he's trying to say he's bohemian?!!!

Twat.

I think he said Bogan which is the Australian equivalent of a chav, if I’m not mistaken.

Though I agree he always seems preened to me, as a lot of gay men are!!

Jason REALLY liked Alanna cooking him steak in her underwear didn't he. He hasn't stopped going on about it!

@breadpop

Jason REALLY liked Alanna cooking him steak in her underwear didn't he. He hasn't stopped going on about it!

I know!

These people are going to cringe so hard when their kids watch it one day

Jason and Alana melted my heart a bit last night

I couldn't hear half of what they were saying with the fucking music. And they put subtitles up for the bits I can hear. Bastards.

Melissa is perfect for Bryce. I just hope he moves on to his next victim before too long and she gets good help and a better partner in the future.

@GreenLunchBox and her class! She’s a teacher fgs!

I just watched the last 3 episodes. Reunion has a few twists!

Bec is a shady barsteward.

The folk on Faking Ot would have a field day with her. She is bloody lying through her teeth about a future. Can’t look that far into the future my hoop.

And Georgia would have more luck with that boiled egg if she had jewels and was called Dod.

Faking IT.

Georgia is too good for Liam

I'm not convinced by Bryce at all - still think he's a controlling arse.
Melissa is so desperate for a relationship and to be loved that I think she remains immensely vulnerable. By his own admission he was engaged to someone less than 6 months before the experiment and was in a casual relationship with a girl he met on Tinder right up to going into the experiment. He was insensitive to Melissa to the point of cruelty, regardless of how nice he might have been off camera.

His repeated reference to it being the 2 of them against the world etc. worried me massively.

His almost obsession with answering every criticism of his actions by saying they were the strongest couple, or that they would be the only ones to make it to the end etc. indicated how much he views life and this process as a competition. I can readily believe that he would continue with that mentality for a long time. I'm assuming he has come under fierce online criticism so he has a point to prove outside the programme.

For Melissa's sake I hope I'm wrong, and that Sheldon's warm and fuzzy feeling is right!

I'm just hoping now that Jake rises to the occasion and tells Bec exactly what the rest of us think of her, and that Georgia tells Liam what an utterly nasty piece of shit he is. He can go back to his nasty friends and family who apparently wouldn't accept her ...WTF??

And pinkPat is going back to the real world where he will not have a captive.

Bec is a gas lighting arse.
Dito Liam; he's vile. Georgia is adorable.

Who does Liam think he is?