MAFS8/4. Thy name is Ausisblandlikeus, of all things. Look on our works, ye Scriptwriters, and despair!

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Gone classical innit?

Although was debating to go full Bunty or semi twinkle.

Fuckin rude and nasty bunch of sheeple.

Disappointed in Jerry too.

I’m still not convinced he had a dame on the outside during it all. Unless of course (because he is unthinking) he thought he’d binned her and she was unsure.

I for one am glad to see this series finish. It has been a nasty one.

I don’t want to see pish like that when we are supposed to be watching a programme celebrating love - or the potential of it.

No one is really calling out Liam. How not? 🤬

Dd and I said the contacts will be next @sunshinelover69

She's hardly wearing a dress let alone some scanties

No one is really calling out Liam. How not? 🤬 I thought that too!

No one is really calling out Liam. How not? 🤬

Instead Patrick was thriving off it

I think Bryce did have a girl but it's not the big deal they all are making it out to be. He probably went in for his profile (didn't they all ?) but has met Mel and it's working out.

I don't like Bryce but the rest of them need to get over it

Patrick is like the chaos vampire - cousin of Colin Robinson.

Halfway there with his pointy little choppers too.

Georgia looks gorgeous. Liam was punching so hard. He looks like a thumb.

Alana called him out in front of his friends AGAIN 🙈

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Liam.

The man who out-cunted the world.

Never a truer (or funnier) word said!

They briefly showed a lady in green at the table, who was that? Not either of the 2 older ones (Joanne or one with Russel)
Assume the one week mid season couple won't turn up!

Halfway there with his pointy little choppers too.

🤣😂🤣

I’m just thinking I should be at this table.

I’m as bad as most of the fecks on here. Not as bad as Liam though. I’m sure of that.

Nearly.

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Fuckin rude and nasty bunch of sheeple.

Disappointed in Jerry too.

I’m still not convinced he had a dame on the outside during it all. Unless of course (because he is unthinking) he thought he’d binned her and she was unsure.

I for one am glad to see this series finish. It has been a nasty one.

I don’t want to see pish like that when we are supposed to be watching a programme celebrating love - or the potential of it.

No one is really calling out Liam. How not? 🤬

100% agree with this Sheldon.

Whatever Bryce has or hasn’t done (and I’m not a fan). The only person that should have an opinion is. Melissa, the rest of them should look at their own messed up lives.

Nothing worse than group bullying.

ManSam is a total arsehole wanker….he should be removed. Sickening behaviour.

ManSam has more poke than a hedgehog.

Or should that be hedge-goht

I have news for you GirlSam. CoCo gives zero shits that you don't forgive her.

Does anyone else think that GirlSam speaks like a bad ventriloquist?

Advert.

And you? What would you do for love?

Not go on MAFS for starters.

I think the group hate Bryce because of 1) his treatment of Melissa and 2) if he has a girlfriend on the outside he has taken the piss out of the whole format, and in a way them all because presumably they all signed your for this single and committed to it.

Good on you Melissa.

Go to the neddy’s mouth.

Not listen to a bunch of gossipy harpies.

Two people know the score.

It is up to her what she wants to believe.

Smoke and fire?

I’ve heard that. I got a raft of lies pushed to me by a bitter bully of a colleague. Absolutely no truth in it. If there had been, I’d have been MNing forever from the clink.

I don’t hold with smoke and fire.

You tell 'em Melissa!

You were right Red. It was Bookah. I already knew because I've watched ahead

Bec's blatantly trying to make herself look better. She never wanted him, poor guy was strung along.

So why wasn't bec with Jake New Year's Eve if they were dating?

The blonde haired green jewel dress lady is bugging me. Sat next to Liam and Joanne I think.

This is totally absurd. Bec never wanted to be with Jake from Day One, treated him like shit and now wants to blame because he gave someone a New Year kiss.

What a ghastly bunch of people.

Pity Chris didn't come to the reunion!