MAFSAUS 8 thread 3 - awkwardly Drawing each other like one of your French girls.

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New thread before the old one disappears- ready for Monday's commitment ceremony!

Trashy from Johnny especially with Kerry sat right there saying she doesn’t want to talk about it.

Typo city!

I’ve got a really sore arse from sitting on the justified naughty step. Least said soonest mended and all that.

I am self muzzling but I just wanted to say howdy and I hope to post properly soon.

Just want to say I’m not loving Pat (sleekit shite flinging) and I ain’t buying the babe in the wood act at all.

I’m smelling something of the night.

And a gearing up for the ritual of deflowering.

With robes and shit.

One muzzle love. x

Yep. Trying to impress the boys. Why does she need to verbalise it Alessandro? I’m with Kerry on that.

Yeah but also why is the ixpert saying you should be talking about it? No one needs to explain what level their sex life is on, surely just knowing they are at it and happy is MORE than enough?!

Aaaah you’re back @SheldonesqueTheBstard !!! Glad you’re okay 🍻

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

I’ve got a really sore arse from sitting on the justified naughty step. Least said soonest mended and all that.

I am self muzzling but I just wanted to say howdy and I hope to post properly soon.

Just want to say I’m not loving Pat (sleekit shite flinging) and I ain’t buying the babe in the wood act at all.

I’m smelling something of the night.

And a gearing up for the ritual of deflowering.

With robes and shit.

One muzzle love. x

YOU!!! We've missed ya Welcome home

@Benjispruce5

Yep. Trying to impress the boys. Why does she need to verbalise it Alessandro? I’m with Kerry on that.

She absolutely doesn’t need to, I completely agree as well. I personally don’t see the need in ‘verbalising’ anything about my sex life and never have, even to my closest friends, let alone to random ‘experts’ on bloody tv.

How is Belinda getting away so lightly re the letter? She was in agreement as well, giggling away like a bloody bitchy schoolgirl.

[quote OrangeJuiceAndNoodles]**@meadowbleu* I have my own thoughts about her. I'm not at all sure she's quite as she seems.*

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I thought she was out of step with the rest of her family and that she's got a carefully curated image and wardrobe on this programme. Right from the free style dance at their wedding ceremony she seemed to set out to be the quirky one.

I don't think she fancies Pat at all and that she's nowhere near as naive as she portrays. There are news reports of her frequenting a Cloud 9 nightclub in Melborne and having a friendship with a 73 year old doorman, bouncer type, who has a bit of a reputation. Think there are also charges against him.

You'd have to listen to Jaime's own words to decide if she's genuine or not. As I said, in an effort to be absolutely fair, Chris didn't have or didn't choose a right to respond, so we should probably say it's six of one and half a dozen of the other. I also said it was repetitive and very long, probably twice as long as it needed to be.

I'm hard pushed to think anyone's genuine now.

Welcome back Sheldon

Patrick has destroyed them.

The more time goes on, the more I think Brett is as false as Booka. The prolonged closed-eyes and excessive sighing is doing my head in.

So Brett said he had already spoke to her about the issues that cropped up in the letter, and Booka didn't refute that claim (or at least we didn't see her do it).

Great to see you back Sheldon. Looking forward to your other views!

I don’t think so Brett!!!! What an ego !!

I think he seemed quirky and deep but it’s all moustache and that’s it.

@Benjispruce5

I think he seemed quirky and deep but it’s all moustache and that’s it.

I think you have it here really. Blows my mind that he’s put stay

But is he just wanting to stay to hang out with his mates (someone mentioned upthread they thought the guys might hold on for just that reason)

Booka's pained facial expressions are so annoying. And why is Jake caressing Bec's thigh?!

Does he ever make a facial expression? I’m not her greatest fan either but he’s so dull.

Brett that is. But yeah Booka is going for an Oscar.

This is fun. I don’t normal watch live.

Normally

@ButYouGottaHaveASkillJeff

Booka's pained facial expressions are so annoying. And why is Jake caressing Bec's thigh?!

I noticed that, bit odd.

I did not notice that from jake! I’m so confused with these two. Bloody weird.

This is killing Bryce 😂