MAFSAUS 8 thread 3 - awkwardly Drawing each other like one of your French girls.

[bonkersbirdie]

New thread before the old one disappears- ready for Monday's commitment ceremony!

The only reason Bec is on there is because she thinks she's stunningly beautiful and will get a career out of it. Her mother has filled her head with nonsense and she thinks she's better than everyone else.

She reminds me of whatever that bloody awful woman is called who was on The Apprentice - she left before she lost and no-one will convince me otherwise.

The so called experts are just about as annoying. Why do they never call out the liars?

I want Kerry to be my friend.

I’m happy to start a new thread.

Just don’t want to be presumptuous given that I was in exile when the series started.

I can hear Pat saying ‘is it in?’

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

I’m happy to start a new thread.

Just don’t want to be presumptuous given that I was in exile when the series started.

Take back your crown 👑

I don’t deserve a crown - I wasn’t covered in glory during exile.

But I’ve done a little thread.

pull out your tabs, affix your glad rags and channel Shania

How about a tiara??

I’m all for a tiara. And I could have spangly socks to match - if the global sock shortage allows for such things sunbird 👸🏽

Wow , Kerry literally took Jonny’s breath away. What a beautiful moment.

@EstuaryBird

So this isn’t Ben’s phone but she just did a couple of clicks and voila..she’s on the phone to Sam……

They’re taking us for a bunch of mugs.

I thought this.

Funny how Sam just happened to be waiting by the phone too with the bloke she supposedly was with when she heard all the info

Also funny how much Bec was sucking up to her and saying "we miss yoooooou"...As far as I remember, no one was close enough to Sam that anyone even followed her when she stormed out after Coco basically told her she'd nicked Cam off her

I said this about the phone yo my dd. She said just go with it 😂

Oh my gosh just catching up where Liam is slating Georgia. Where the hell did that come from?!

She is worth so much more than him.

Oh my gosh just catching up where Liam is slating Georgia. Where the hell did that come from?!

From the depths of his ugly rotten little soul.

He out-cunted Bryce by a preened country boy mile.

@mortgagedilema

We are over here New thready

Liam is a bollox not a bogan

Liam sucks eggs

Liam is a rotten egg

Liam is no more bogan than I am thin

No bogans unless Big Micko approves

Big Billy Bogan

Preen yourself silly

Georgia deserves a proper bogan

Faux bogan

Georgia 1. Bogan wannabe 0