Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS! Abi and Tez want Corey dead; does Leo want Daisy, or Jenny instead? And what the f**k is on Zeedan’s head?

[WomanStanleyWoman]

New ‘un.

Yes abi was bonking captain Peter on the street boat.

Where were Imran and Abi bonking? Seb's memorial garden?

I’m guessing the hotel he said he met the woman in?

Elsie was very cute, but clearly came from the “wooden child actor” agency that all the other Corrie kids came from!

Abi really liked Peter. But he had his flame for Carla…

@MyCatEatsPrawnCrackers

When did Maria and Peter bump uglies?

That actually made me snigger in a very unlady like manner

@Honeyroar

Elsie was very cute, but clearly came from the “wooden child actor” agency that all the other Corrie kids came from!

Ha ha yes. 'Eyes and teeth! Eyes and teeth!'

What happened to Peter's boat by the way? Was that when he grew a beard? It would have suited him to suck meditatively on a pipe, one wellie-booted foot on boatrail, wearing a navy blue guernsey. I'll leave you all with that image.

Yes he turned into captain Birdseye, grew a beard and started wearing thick woollen roll neck sweaters.

And a boiler suit

Aye aye Cap’n

Boat went up in flames. Was it Roy?

Peter was at it with Maria years ago when Tracy went to prison. Just a quick fling and I'm pretty sure he didn't try to marry her...for once.

I thought it was Des's boat that went up in flames.

Des and Peter both had burnt boats. Although Des set his own boat on fire, whereas Roy accidentally set fire to Peter’s whilst sleepwalking.

whereas Roy accidentally set fire to Peter’s whilst sleepwalking.

Corrie is the most ridiculous programme. 😂😂😂 Must be why I love it.

I thought it was Abi Imran had slept with. They were both drunk and distraught, and she ran off immediately after that night. Imran is incapable of telling the truth, all that woe-is-me-I-love-you-and-had-to-tell-you - except he decided to add yet another lie to the pile by saying he slept with a random.

As per the PPs who said they had no idea the salon was closed - same here. I thought it was just one of the sets they weren't using Because Covid.

So Abi is going to go on a killing spree now, let's hope she can aim straight.

Where do they shop for toyah’s clothes? Her dress looks like Mary Poppins carpet bag.

And as if she would just start that row with Imran in the living room while Elsa is in the bedroom.

@MrsRobbieHart

Where do they shop for toyah’s clothes? Her dress looks like Mary Poppins carpet bag.

Yes for a day not doing a great deal.

Nina looks particularly awful tonight

Nina has some sort of weird new accent.

Johnny looks like an old drunken mess these days.

@MrsRobbieHart

Johnny looks like an old drunken mess these days.

God yes, he really does.

Has Kirk’s missus has a face job? She looks a bit different. Or have i not seen her for ages?
Has Jenny ever had a thing with Peter? Surely she’s in the right age bracket? Also Steve.

I don't think Steve's ever had a thing with Peter 🤔

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