Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS! Abi and Tez want Corey dead; does Leo want Daisy, or Jenny instead? And what the f**k is on Zeedan’s head?

[WomanStanleyWoman]

New ‘un.

Abi will definitely be pregnant. Poor Toyah.

Well that was a shock!

@Deadringer poor Kevin !

I actually think Jack looks like Kevin !

I can see why Abi is reluctant to commit herself to Kev now, having sampled some Imran lovin'.

[quote lollipoprainbow]@Deadringer poor Kevin ! [/quote]
Yeh but poor Toyah was desperate for a baby for years, it will be a real kick in the teeth for her if Abi is pregnant by Imran.

@MyCatEatsPrawnCrackers

I can see why Abi is reluctant to commit herself to Kev now, having sampled some Imran lovin'.

A few months ago I would have agreed with you but Imran is a wimpering mess these days. Not attractive at all. I’d take Kev over him any day. Can’t believe I actually said that

Imran is a bit of a step up from Kevin! Ah poor old Kev.

Love the gaps on the shelves of Dev’s corner shop, keeping it real.

They would make beautiful babies though...

Abi has never had a pregnancy scare with Kevin, i hope she has hundred percent effective contraception, plus the condom.
Elsie's very cute.

Oh gosh no Abi what were you thinking!! Imran is just so wimpy! Those big sighs and deep breaths before he speaks irritate the shit out of me. Yeah he's pretty, but a bit like David Beckham you'd have to gag him.

Elsie is unbelievably cute! I had forgotten that Toyah had left her husband for Peter. He's shagged Toyah, Abi, Leanne and Carla. Have I forgotten anyone?

Just caught up - blimey, I didn't see that coming! (No pun intended)

@MyCatEatsPrawnCrackers

Elsie is unbelievably cute! I had forgotten that Toyah had left her husband for Peter. He's shagged Toyah, Abi, Leanne and Carla. Have I forgotten anyone?

There was the wives he was bigamously married to - pub landlady and the florist one.

I don't remember Peter and Abi shagging. But I don't remember much these days generally

Has Faye been written out, by the way? No-one even mentions her.

@TheVolturi

Oh gosh no Abi what were you thinking!! Imran is just so wimpy! Those big sighs and deep breaths before he speaks irritate the shit out of me. Yeah he's pretty, but a bit like David Beckham you'd have to gag him.

Totally agree. The sighing does my head in. Oh god its going to be weeks of fake tears and gurning with anguish ahead. Shoot me now!

Shelly? And Lucy?

He also shagged Michele keegan character. The one that got pushed off a roof and died. Used to go with David platt.

Peter and his come to bed eyes...

I’m betting on a toyah and Peter reunion.

Toyah and Peter? I bloody hope not. Peter and Carla were made for each other. I love them together.

Me too. I’m hoping Peter has sewn all his wild oats and is now happy and settled. But you know what Corrie writers are like…

@MyCatEatsPrawnCrackers

Elsie is unbelievably cute! I had forgotten that Toyah had left her husband for Peter. He's shagged Toyah, Abi, Leanne and Carla. Have I forgotten anyone?

And Maria (briefly).

When did Maria and Peter bump uglies?

Oh yeah, Toyah helping Peter on his boat, which was parked in the middle of the street.

I'd forgotten that.

It was Abi who shagged Peter on his boat, wasn't it? She also snogged Steve as well but it didn't get as far as a bonk.