MAFSAUS7 - calling Shielas and Burces to the party - wiggys and pobs are not on the list and are not getting in.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I cannot wait. I’m guessing about 3 weeks.

What the latest mafsuk could have been but wasn’t.

Russell should have read this for his vows instead of what he actually did!

Pillow divider in the bed 🤣

Oh god I am watching Russell's vows now. Second hand embarrassment isn't the word.

Oh this was a bad choice by the producers, feels so unfair to put this couple into that situation

This is one of the most uncomfortable things I've ever seen.

Ohhh that bath

So cringey.... I'd not have got in there in the forst place!

Yeah I think the producers have forced this and made people really uncomfortable. Bad form.

There’s been a lot of baths
Producers setting that up?
Im watching on plus 1
I’m liking Ned paddy Flanders and Bel.

Oh Russell - awkward vows!

Does anyone else think Alana looks like a younger and fairer Rosie Perez?

All these baths

The dance, I could barely watch from behind my cushion and Dh said it was probably the only way she could express herself - it's seriously like I haven't known him for 30 years when he comes out with sensitive shit like that, he's softening in his old age!

Omg the open toilet- what if they need a poo or she has her period?! DH and I don't even wee Infront of each other unless it's an emergency

The bath thing is BAD. Like I get in to the sea, or a pool, or a bath...and my bladder HAS to let go..that's probably not what someone wants at such an early doors stage of the relationship is it?

Oh dear. I have no words.

@Egghead68

I’m getting confused between all the blonde women.

Watching the first episode I was saying to DH, okay we've got Vulnerable Blonde, Bitchy Blonde, Gobby Blonde, Teacher Blonde, Spiritual Blonde, Alternative Blonde, Hurt-in-the-past Blonde...

Dh said it was probably the only way she could express herself - it's seriously like I haven't known him for 30 years when he comes out with sensitive shit like that, he's softening in his old age!
😂

I’m finally watching thursdays episode.
Bryce is fucking repulsive, Melissa needs to run, fast and far. He’s so manipulative and calculating, ugh.
I’m not a fan of coco at all, she’s way too much for me personally but she seems to have a good heart. Old mate she’s paired with on the other hand, he’s a twat. It was like blood from a stone for him trying to say something positive about her, and even then, it was really a negative ‘you’ve worked on understanding why you are the way you are’ oh shut up. And then that childish bullshit about boobs. What a dick.

Just watched the dance. I don't know how they all kept a straight face.

The Melissa & Bryce thing really made me irrationally angry. She believed the no dating thing was because there is something wrong with her, so she was already insecure and vulnerable. To tell her after he had slept with her that she isn't his type physically, then gaslight her and make it all about him when she questioned his motives was appalling. To watch how upset she was in the morning still believing its her fault and him all dismissive was horrible. The producers should hang their heads for allowing this without intervention.
How did Coco not rip into whatshisface when he said lack of boobs in women was frustrating!? He hates having a woman around who is louder then he is, he isn't centre of attention and hates it.

@ufucoffee

Just watched the dance. I don't know how they all kept a straight face.

Did you hear one of the bridesmaids say “Oh. My. God”? It wasn’t in an impressed, that’s brave way either.

Same @ANameChangeAgain it really, really bothered me. His behaviour is appalling.

@SheldonesqueTheBstard@ Cooeee!!! Where are you???

Anyone notice our great leader has been MIA for a while?

What on earth is up with Russell??

Sam and Bryce are 2 horrible individuals. And why the hell did James not ask Jo what the fuck was up with her?

[quote MrsCatE]@SheldonesqueTheBstard@ Cooeee!!! Where are you???

Anyone notice our great leader has been MIA for a while?[/quote]
For sure, we miss you!!

I’m now watching last nights episode, only really just started and I’m already cringing at Belinda and Patrick, as someone said upthread, this’ll be like watching two teenagers 🤦🏼‍♀️
I do think Samantha overreacted a bit regarding the ‘type’ comment but I do also think cam could’ve chosen his words rather better. Maybe she was looking for an out anyway, gut feeling or something.

[quote MrsCatE]@SheldonesqueTheBstard@ Cooeee!!! Where are you???

Anyone notice our great leader has been MIA for a while?[/quote]
Yes where is Sheldon, always enjoy her posts

Oh my fucking god just watched the horrific dancing. That was excruciating and I’m not even there 😂 she’s like a child showing off at Christmas to random distant relatives 😭

I do wonder what "type" is all about anyway. It isn't like we choose partners as clones of each other, ie I will only date a hair colour, a skin colour or a boob size . Not one of my exes has been alike in looks or personality. If I had to say what my type was it would probably just be someone, to paraphrase Take Matt "someone who isn't a dick".