MAFSUK5 - In the land of unlined the spotter of the lazy eye thinks he is king.

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Still on MAFS4 at the moment …

@RubyFowler

I don't really get what they spend all their time doing? Wouldn't you be going out and about together trying to get to know each other? They seem to just be hanging around their flats. Other than Megan and Bob's day out there haven't been any others have there?

When Nikki was on the aftershow, she mentioned how on their honeymoon, her and Ant were out drinking and having fun every night and even partied with other tourists. None of that got shown, which is a shame.

it is all a load of pony

Never a truer word spoken

I think Alexis needs to climb down off her high horse. After all, before she knew Jordon had snogged Megan she was flirting with Ant.

• girl code Alexis, girl code.

Alexis is going to be in a very draughty greenhoose if she isn’t canny.

Was Marylise in that group with the girls? Perhaps Mog was going to say, “Look, I don’t want to make you all paranoid, but my mates on this Mum’s forum and they’re always on about blokes and red flags. I read this thing about a Freedom programme or something and well, Franky has more red flags than a bunting manufacturer. Girls, check under your beds at night and carry a rape alarm, taser and pepper spray with you at all times…”

@RubyFowler

I don't really get what they spend all their time doing? Wouldn't you be going out and about together trying to get to know each other? They seem to just be hanging around their flats. Other than Megan and Bob's day out there haven't been any others have there?

But don't forget they only have a 1hr show well make it about 30mins if you tske out all thr ad time. Cant really pack in much esp if they drag out the commitment ceremony bit.

Clearly they do meet out outside flats, I think marilyse eluded to it or tayah did to one fo the girls saying oh the other wheb we had tea and were chatting.
Remeber in TV world its all about what will get ratings

I think I’d have to dash for the tenas if she said that she caught Bob sneaking out of Feargal and Take Matt’s room.

Megan is so fake fake fake
Clearly had a bad moment with Jordon and is desperate to come out of this not looking too dodgy (and not doing a very good job). Though the “affair” with Jordan looked very manufactured. Maybe it was the production team’s idea, go and snog Jordan and then we’ll help you get come out of it looking like the good guy??!

Did the gay couple ever reveal the Big Mystery as to where the frick they've been?

I feel like that's been forgotten about. Im passed caring, but just need to check that I somehow haven't missed the explanation.

I don’t think they have said….

How come marylise gets her own place to sleep yet Bob is forced to sleep on a sofa?

And Surely you'd be so bored in that small flat with no tv and no laptops or phones. So unnatural!

@Peachyqueen

Is it me or did anyone else catch that dodgy bit of editing? Made it look like Mel said something but it was clearly a voice over....

Yes! I said it to DP, so obviously voice over after

I think Meg is going to end up leaving because of Alexis not Bob. I think that's Alexis' plan anyway - to get rid of her, not because she's hurt.

Megan wants Bob about as much as Amy wanted that smoothie.

Alexis needs to pipe down. She was giddy at the thought of something happening with Anth at the dinner party before anything was revealed about Jordan and Megan 🙄 I do feel sorry for Bob, but the more I watch, the more I cringe at how much of a mug he’s letting himself be.

Paul looked as though he was glowering at Meghan during the couch talk.

I’ve gone proper off him.

And properly off Alexis.

Just rewatched that bit trying to see the edited bit (missed it again!)

Has anyone watched UnReal? It's a fab drama comedy about shows like the Bachelor, co written by one of the producers of that show? It's obviously exaggerated but it really shows how much the producers go out of their way to create drama!

Just caught up. Alexis is being an utter baggage and is using this as an excuse to bully Meg. Plus… hypocrite! Not much difference between her ‘flirty banter’ with Ant and Meg and Jordon ‘sharing a kiss’ (cringe)

Also, if Tayah has six babies, when is she going to find the time to do all that contouring? Has Adam ever seen her without the slap? He might find it wasn’t what he ordered!

I really want to know what the Frankie/Marylise argument was all about.

Does anyone know where they film the dinner parties??

@dotdotdotdash

Also, if Tayah has six babies, when is she going to find the time to do all that contouring? Has Adam ever seen her without the slap? He might find it wasn’t what he ordered!

ROFL at contouring!!!!

Tayah looked like she was auditioning for Cats. She forgot her whiskers though.

Why are they making such a big deal of Meg and Jordon. Move on FFS it's boring.

Morag talks a lot of sense when it's not Luke she's talking to.

I'm a bit late to the party but I have to say that Tayah reminds me very much of Kate O'Mara in her Triangle days

Tayah looked like she was auditioning for Cats.

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