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MAFSUK5 - In the land of unlined the spotter of the lazy eye thinks he is king.

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SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 15/09/2021 21:06

Still on MAFS4 at the moment …

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Sunbird24 · 15/09/2021 21:35

Well I got a Virgin Meeja agent, but it’s 25 mins since they last posted anything in the chat so I’m going to assume they’ve pied me off like a little divvy… 🤔

TheRabbitStoleMyHat · 15/09/2021 21:35

Are you in love? No because it’s been three fucking weeks! 🙄

dillite · 15/09/2021 21:36

Matt looks like he is ready to run for the hills

supercritter · 15/09/2021 21:36

Er you have trust

TheQueef · 15/09/2021 21:36

Shurrup Paul.
Love.

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SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 15/09/2021 21:36

Love again?

Paul mate you are sounding like you got your qualifications from one of my lucky bags 🤬

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IDoAllMyOwnStunts · 15/09/2021 21:36

Oh I misunderstood then, I thought ixperts said last week that only one needs to say 'leave' which triggers them both going.

TheRabbitStoleMyHat · 15/09/2021 21:36

Ooh not convinced there Matt.

Sunbird24 · 15/09/2021 21:37

Guess maybe the ixperts can pick gay matches, but they’re rubbish at the straight ones!

dillite · 15/09/2021 21:37

Paul is destroying whatever credibility he might have had as a love guru

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SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 15/09/2021 21:37

You don’t want to say you are open Feargal love….

Paul will have you proper wed.

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OytheBumbler · 15/09/2021 21:38

Fergal's forgotten his socks too. 🧦

SlipperySlope99 · 15/09/2021 21:38

Oh Amy, silly 🐄
You’ve been mean, vile, sulky, thrown things at him, he doesn’t pander to your needy needs- BUTif he tries harder she’s prepared to stay
Oh do fuck off

MargotMoon · 15/09/2021 21:38

Jeez, Ant is so hot 🔥

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SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 15/09/2021 21:38

Alexis stuck it on him? And yet Megan got all the shots?

Flirty banter is as bad.

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SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 15/09/2021 21:39

If she says she is concerned about Megan my telly is going to meet the wall.

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dillite · 15/09/2021 21:40

Please save Sheldon's telly!

showmethegin · 15/09/2021 21:40

Oh Ant, marry ME I live in Birmingham and everything 😂

RainbowZebraWarrior · 15/09/2021 21:41

@dillite

Paul is destroying whatever credibility he might have had as a love guru
Yeah, I thought that. I actually believed in him when he did Celebs Go Dating. Which, to be fair, is a pretty fucking shallow programme anyway.
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SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 15/09/2021 21:41

Oh he is a bonny lad.

The glasses are swoon material.

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dillite · 15/09/2021 21:41

Ant was so lovely with how he said that he doesn't want to just shag, but he wants to get to know Alexis first

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SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 15/09/2021 21:42

Saddle up theQueef Grin

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TheQueef · 15/09/2021 21:42

💘 Ant!

Don't apologise to wanky ffs.

dillite · 15/09/2021 21:43

"I'm sorry of that's how you felt" is the biggest non- apology ever

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SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 15/09/2021 21:43

Fwanky is still seething at the ixpert.

His tense little cheek bollocks are showing with each grimace.

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