MAFSUK5 - In the land of unlined the spotter of the lazy eye thinks he is king.

[SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard]

Still on MAFS4 at the moment …

An affair.
Come off it.
It wasn’t a 10 week rampant shag fest.

Surely they can't stay? She can't stand him!

Is it me or did anyone else catch that dodgy bit of editing? Made it look like Mel said something but it was clearly a voice over....

Leave leave leave

Ffs it was hardly an affair

I thought Megan expressed herself well there and is trying to avoid total BS but she really doesn't fancy Bob and never will.

Why are the ixperts nodding and clapping.

She must feel as though she is between the devil and the deep.

Megan taking all the shit because Jordan’s not here to cop his share

Ixpert her face looks so confused by her decision lol

I dont get why alexis is being so hard. That guy was awful. And shes with ant now. Move on

Alexis should be grateful to Jordan. She will get to shag an actually hot guy

Affair?! Ffs.
Come on! She was wrong, she apologised and Bob has chosen to forgive.

I feel so bad for Megan. Alexis making out like if Megan "did it again" then ant would have no say in the matter. She's not a predator ffs

It's just so badly scripted.

@Peachyqueen

Is it me or did anyone else catch that dodgy bit of editing? Made it look like Mel said something but it was clearly a voice over....

Yes! Exact thought. Bob is a prime example of hope over experience. Meg is just staying so she doesn’t look bad, she has absolutely no interest in working things out with him.

@bobblebeebob

I dont get why alexis is being so hard. That guy was awful. And shes with ant now. Move on

Exactly, she didn’t want him!

Alexis is a snidey barsteward.

You traded up. You accepted her apology. You moved on. Then reversed.

I neeeeeed to know what Mog is going to say!!!!

They were going to clash won't they.

I don't really get what they spend all their time doing? Wouldn't you be going out and about together trying to get to know each other? They seem to just be hanging around their flats.
Other than Megan and Bob's day out there haven't been any others have there?

Thank goodness it’s only Wednesday, so we find out tomorrow what Mog says. It’ll probably turn out to be that she’s paranoid that Paul wants them all to actually get married at the end of the series or something though.

I reckon they filmed it all in two weeks (inc honeymoon) and it is all a load of pony.

She's probably going to say something like "I feel like I have to say somethingggggggg. Becaaauuuseeee, if I, like, doooooon't, I will haaaaaate the lack of dhraaaamaaaaaa. But, I liiiike, totaaalllyyyyy saaaaaw Josh bin Amyyyyyyy's caaaandlesssssssssss".

Yes. Its odd. I wonder how much they see each the other couples. Theyre all in that little apartment block in Brighton

I just think they've been given roles to play.

You'll be the scorned woman, Alexis
You'll be the guilty adulteress, Megan

Yes, yes, we know it's pathetic and darling, no, I don't know what your character's motivation is, just go with it. Otherwise we'll go back to the being a tree exercise, and you don't want that, do you?

Now fight!

@SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard

Alexis is a snidey barsteward.

You traded up. You accepted her apology. You moved on. Then reversed.

I neeeeeed to know what Mog is going to say!!!!

Alexis. Hope you're reading this and feeling bad about being made by the producers to make it A. Thing.