MAFSUK5 - In the land of unlined the spotter of the lazy eye thinks he is king.

[SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard]

Still on MAFS4 at the moment …

If I was Adams mam I would be concerned how quickly they are progressing and thr urgency on her part for having a baby for potentially the wrong reasons.

I wonder if Marylise is watching along with this series at home, thinking “how did I miss all those red flags?!”. I hope that’s not just wistful thinking…

@TheRabbitStoleMyHat

Are you in love? No because it’s been three fucking weeks! 🙄

I’m a bit late tonight - but this has struck me as the most insane thing tonight.

Adam’s mam would be right to feel twitchy banana

Why can't she wait a few more years given she is 25 allegedly, its not him saying no to kids just not so fast

I smell a piley on coming.

@dillite

Tayah is allegedly 25

Plus 10 years?!

Ooh that’s not good body language between Meg and Bob.

There body language is very telling. She can't stand him.

You don’t have to find a feeling you don’t have love.

You are not there to make him happy.

You need to be happy for you.

Meg's always dressed like a dominatrix

@Dreamstate

Why can't she wait a few more years given she is 25 allegedly, its not him saying no to kids just not so fast

Yeah she needs to chill out. Trying to rush someone into having kids rarely ends well.

I smell Bullshit.

Oh do fuck off with this affair mince ixpert.

Ant just called it! She would rather snog Franky than Bob.

James Argent, that’s who Bob reminds me of!

Affair lol 😆

I just find it so unbelievable that they’re letting Marylise carry on with Frankey knowing she has two children.

So. Much. Bullshit. They can give farmers a run for their money

The urgency that Tayah has to have a baby is worrying (and I get that she had a miscarriage - my Mum had 6 miscarriages before me and she's described the pain) It makes her come across like it's literally her last chance. She is either older than she says, or she will absolutely have a baby at all costs with possibly the wrong person.

@dillite

Meg's always dressed like a dominatrix

She's got that aura about her.

James Argent and Locky’s love child.

Alexis needs to wind her neck in.

Will Tayah have to tell him her real age? Will she have had to tell the producers, give proof of her age before it began?

She is not 25. The next time she will see 25 is on the back of the bus.

Surely he must know that she looks like his mum. I wonder how he will feel when the truth is revealed.

@Twitchynose

Ant just called it! She would rather snog Franky than Bob.

James Argent, that’s who Bob reminds me of!

Oh God yes - TOWIE Arg!!

It's just not there they are flogging a dead horse.

I feel that Fwanky sees Tayah as being in his age group 🤣