MAFSUK5 - In the land of unlined the spotter of the lazy eye thinks he is king.

[SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard]

Still on MAFS4 at the moment …

[quote WeAreTheHeroes]@Monsteraobliqua - it's from Shein. She's posted on her Instagram about it.[/quote]
I love shopping from shein some good quality clothes at reasonable prices. I've got a few of their maxi dresses and had lots of compliments about them

Morag I can't make up my mind. She has appointed herself as ring leader and seems to think Luke is very much punching. But she keeps the social occasions flowing.

Moany Morag is horrible to Luke. Luke is lovely, and he really likes Morag. He could do so much better than her.

"Question - how does anyone know the exact number? I mean it must involve a fair number of drunken one night stands so what do they do - keep a running total in a notebook somewhere, or is there an app for these things now?"

Ahhh god. Part of me wants to google to see if there actually is an app. But I think I'd feel all sorts of sordid and wrong if there actually was one. Anyhoo, I'm going with mostly lies for the boys. And aye, the lasses would likely be silently branded slags if they bandied around numbers between 50 and 100! This show really is starting to drip with misogyny.

sheldon I forgot to say i think that’s the best heading I’ve ever seen on mumsnet!

That is very kind of you @awaynboilyurheid

I use your name on a regular basis - it does make me smile 😉

Found it, thanks!! Aha so it is a jumpsuit! Might have to give that a try...

I get 'issues with alcohol' vibes from Mog

@FatPatsCat

I get 'issues with alcohol' vibes from Mog

She’s basically said as much herself right at the start, said she has no off button and is always the one to be carried off home early in a state. Struck me as an interesting thing to be coming across as proud of at her age.

Oh yes, forgot about that!

It's constant references, 'I need a glass of wine', always the first to open the bottle, etc.

I can’t work out why Morag is on this, oh wait, Insta. It’s not for marriage that’s for sure.

I really want to like Mog but can't get over how brutal she was with Luke, the entitlement!
I bet she's never laughed so much as she does with Luke, even though she's wrong for him I wonder if it'll open her eyes.

So catching up with you, very pleased to see the level of boredom is matching ours.

Having only seen the old format, I started watching series 6 of MAFSAUS (by the way, these threads are spoilertastic for it but I’m not about to be the poster who gets arsey about people talking about something that was on TV a year ago) and DH and I are hooked.

Then we come back to this and it’s just tumbleweed. How many episodes talking about a single kiss? How little chemistry between the participants? Almost no one feels like they are invested in the process of marriage and without that what is this programme at all?

I am only watching in the vague hope of seeing Franky get his just desserts but am finding it hard going.

Meanwhile, in Australia, Ines has just messaged Sam. I have NO IDEA what will happen next.

stiffy

You are going to loooooove MAFSAUS 6 🥰

I can’t wait for 7 to come on normal telly. I did say I was going to apply but lockdown and that…

Totally am so far, @SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard, even knowing some of what’s to come. I am basically in love with Jules and Cam and will NOT be listening to anyone who tells me they do not end up happily ever after. Lalala, fingers in ears.

I’m not telling you nuffink.

That series was quality. 😍

Ah already nostalgic about MAFS:OZ. Even missing Elizabeth and her pointy talons.

I’m not missing Elizabeth.

Most of her wandering eyelashes got trapped here in Lockdown.

Mog found most of them I reckon.

And therefore Elizabeth is waving at us during every episode. 😉

😂 and her brown lip liner ended up in a Majorcan villa on Faye

@MrsFin

Morag I can't make up my mind. She has appointed herself as ring leader and seems to think Luke is very much punching. But she keeps the social occasions flowing.

Moany Morag is horrible to Luke. Luke is lovely, and he really likes Morag. He could do so much better than her.

I agree. Plus dressing him in ankle-baring skinny jeans.. that's so 2010s. Get with the times Moo!

Bob's shirts are where it's at.

Isn't Elizabeth back in the next series?

@category12

Isn't Elizabeth back in the next series?

Are you telling me that she isn’t going to find love in series 6????

Back as an expert mayhap.

category darling 🥰

Sssssh

I’m keeping aus7 for when it comes on the normal telly box

Thank you 🙏🏼 ☺️

@FatPatsCat

I get 'issues with alcohol' vibes from Mog

Oh crikey. Yes, this. That awful comment when she said she "needed a glass of wine" to get intimate with Luke - pre Fireman strip! Was it Morag who lost her Dad recently? I can't remember. But my Therapist head screams massive unresolved issues.