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MAFSUK5 - In the land of unlined the spotter of the lazy eye thinks he is king.

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SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 15/09/2021 21:06

Still on MAFS4 at the moment …

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fabulouslyglamorousferret · 16/09/2021 21:42

Megan reminds me of Hannah Miraftab from The RHO Cheshire .. it's the voice I think

Bananarama21 · 16/09/2021 21:42

Morag desperate to put a bomb in the mix

SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 16/09/2021 21:42

Oh Christ Mog

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RubyFakeLips · 16/09/2021 21:42

Alexis is more obsessed by process than a sourdough baker

sarahc336 · 16/09/2021 21:42

Oh god......

dillite · 16/09/2021 21:42

Oh, here we go. Because Moo loves nothing more but shit stirring.

category12 · 16/09/2021 21:43

What?!

Ughmaybenot · 16/09/2021 21:43

@Bananarama21

Morag desperate to put a bomb in the mix
If she knows anything at all, it’ll be blown out of all reasonable proportion, I expect.
dillite · 16/09/2021 21:43

Aaaaand, time for an advert

Bananarama21 · 16/09/2021 21:43

Whats with all this checking in nonsense.

SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 16/09/2021 21:43

Fucking adverttttttts

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2lsinllama · 16/09/2021 21:43

Morag stiring the pot

bobblebeebob · 16/09/2021 21:43

Ad break!

Getbehindme · 16/09/2021 21:43

It's too built up. It'll be that he was seen kicking a cat or something

ElizabethTudor · 16/09/2021 21:44

I think you might have to @Ughmaybenot….. !!!
But what can it be?! Has he come onto Morag? Surely not.

fabulouslyglamorousferret · 16/09/2021 21:44

Gets your bets in please folk!! ... I'm going with Josh has been sexting Morag!

Getbehindme · 16/09/2021 21:44

I've come to complain about Morag. Her voice is going through me!

weewoman123 · 16/09/2021 21:44

I think it's ironic that Morag has been giving so much relationship advice when she's been a right bitch to Luke and belittled him so much. Who's she to judge others?!?!?

SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 16/09/2021 21:44

@Italiangreyhound

If I was a proper Sheldon I’d be able to solve that maths problem….

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ImInStealthMode · 16/09/2021 21:44

Was he also on Take Me Out??

ElizabethTudor · 16/09/2021 21:44

@Getbehindme

It's too built up. It'll be that he was seen kicking a cat or something
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Bananarama21 · 16/09/2021 21:44

If she had anything about her she would take her on her own not infront of people.

dillite · 16/09/2021 21:45

Maths has never been my strong point, if we are talking about straight couples how do men have more sexual partners than women?

That would be because women that have lots of sex are slags. Whereas men are studs.

Also, let's say Josh shags me, you and then Sheldon. For us, that's 1 man, whereas for him it's 3 women. So it does work that way as well.

SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 16/09/2021 21:45

Indeed banana

But they forgot to say in the script.

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RainbowZebraWarrior · 16/09/2021 21:46

@SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard

rainbow I’ve been single for 15 years.

I was put off a bit.

Mr Perfect appeared at a time when I was still reeling.

He still is with the person he bounced to.

I regret that but hey.

Hearing these guys round the table has saddened me.

Aww Sheldy we probably have more respectful relationships with each other on here..Flowers