MAFSUK5 - In the land of unlined the spotter of the lazy eye thinks he is king.

[SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard]

Still on MAFS4 at the moment …

@Getbehindme

I've come to complain about Morag. Her voice is going through me!

Her voice, her laugh, her mannerisms. Everything.

@ElizabethTudor

I think you might have to *@Ughmaybenot*….. !!! But what can it be?! Has he come onto Morag? Surely not.

That would kill any positive feelings towards him stone dead 🤮 It’ll be something boring as shit like he said he wasn’t sure about the match when they were at the dinner party or something.

I’m hermetically sealed @dillite

I therefore cannot be part of that equation.

Or your sex festival.

They all have such dreadful table manners. Especially how they hold their knives and forks. People just have no manners.

Waiting for the anti climax

Whats going on here? She looks different

If this table is representative of my dating pool I’m glad I’m sealed rainbow

@SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard

I’m hermetically sealed *@dillite*

I therefore cannot be part of that equation.

Or your sex festival.

Sorry Sheldon. I was only speaking theoretically!

Wha?

Hahahaha is that it?! Mate, grow the fuck up.

What are the chances eh?

@bobblebeebob

Whats going on here? She looks different

Looks like that was before her nose job.

That's hilarious 😂😂

Ugh. She's a dickhead.

He probably doesn't even remember you, you cow.

Why did you bother Mog?

He liked a photo. He didn’t lick yer foof.

And? Year ago they weren't together. How's this relevant

Maybe he messaged the easy girls.

Last year? Ah well

Last year he liked her photos?

Christ they're scraping the barrel.

Last year she didn't even know him!! She's not even attractive! Josh admitted to being a serial shagger your not special. She has to make it about her she's full of it.

Wow that's some filter she's using

So what, why does it matter its over a yr ago

@dillite

He probably doesn't even remember you, you cow.

I was just thinking this!!! He probably liked a couple of her photos on Instagram and maybe reacted to a story or two and then moved the fuck on with his life.

@dillite

I forgot to put the smiley - you are fine.