MAFSUK5 - In the land of unlined the spotter of the lazy eye thinks he is king.

[SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard]

Still on MAFS4 at the moment …

If Luke's slept with 50 Women I'll eat my hat, and every hat from every wedding in the series, and his fireman's helmet.

God love him, if he'd exaggerated to 15 we might have given him the benefit of the doubt.

Megan is probably the only one I could imagine being friends with.

Alexis and Morag are the type of folk I avoid at all costs!

If I met Marylyse and Tayah in real life I would think they were both a bit 'weird' but would get in with them superficially.

I would actively and obviously dislike Amy!!!

The Princess?
Way to set a woman up for failure.
Urgh

@Ellerehj

Why can none of these people differentiate 'generally' and 'genuinely'. Boils my blood

Me too. Although I accept that some people may be dyslexic. Similarly, so many people say Brought instead of Bought.

@RainbowZebraWarrior

That entire table of Men tells me everything I already knew about why I stay single. Noticeably, I don't think I remember seeing Dan reply about the sexual partners question. Urgh.

Dan was the first to answer - he said 30-40 (so like little sheep they all said the same number!)

twitchy

That number doesn’t surprise me for Franky at all.

I too can confirm it is entirely possible for a Soja boy. I’ve seen it. (Not the deed but the pull)

Work hard. Play hard. Pull hard.

Or get someone to pull it hard for you.

@ImInStealthMode

I'll eat my hat, and every hat from every wedding in the series, and his fireman's helmet

You eat his fireman's Helmet and you risk being number 51 🤣🤣

@Ellerehj

Why can none of these people differentiate 'generally' and 'genuinely'. Boils my blood

Yes! Morag says generally in nearly every sentence

Or get someone to pull it hard for you

< not envy

Also. Am I the only one to be unreasonably annoyed by how Franky keeps describing him and Marylise as "people of a certain / our age". Marylise is allegedly 37, which is just 3 years older than me. And I am definitely not of a certain age, FFS!

It's all coming out now.

‘Love’ is being flung about with gay abandon this evening.

If Dan doesn't tell him via the medium of dance I will be disappointed

rainbow I’ve been single for 15 years.

I was put off a bit.

Mr Perfect appeared at a time when I was still reeling.

He still is with the person he bounced to.

I regret that but hey.

Hearing these guys round the table has saddened me.

@Ughmaybenot
😂

Marylise looks more like a very attractive woman in her early forties to me.

Morag’s getting ready for her bombshell - is it about Josh….

I do really like josh. He seems like a nice, genuine, if rather emotionally immature, guy.
Weird that Amy is bigging him up and yet still managing to put him down at the same time?! She’s a rare one.

stealth

I’m sorry. But it is true

@ElizabethTudor

Morag’s getting ready for her bombshell - is it about Josh….

Ah don’t make me eat my words haha

Morag is chewing a wasp

Megan is a bitch.
Megan and josh should have been a match Bob would have been a much more attentive partner for amy.

@supercritter 🤣🤣🤣

@fabulouslyglamorousferret

For Luke I'd take the risk

But if a low blow them all saying Megan was the one they did not want to be married to. It's a lie!

Maths has never been my strong point, if we are talking about straight couples how do men have more sexual partners than women?