MAFSUK5 - In the land of unlined the spotter of the lazy eye thinks he is king.

[SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard]

Still on MAFS4 at the moment …

Fucking ‘ell, forgot it was on!! I’m here now, just in time to catch Ant saying ‘we’re friends’
Ouchhhhh

Ants firmly put her in the friend zone.

We called the friend zone.

Feeeeeeeee

It won’t happen further down the line. Wanky, weird comment…

Franky's tshirt just screams "WANKER!!!!"

Wow ant full on friend zoning her there

There's so little content in this show! I got annoyed with MAFSAUS because of all the recaps but at least there was lots of footage of things happening. This is recaps of....nothing 🤷🏻‍♀️

I think they need to call it a day.

Amy and her rushing everything is boring

It’s a bit strange how there doesn’t seem to be a middle ground for any of them… surely ‘just’ a kiss is okay? What’s Alexis on about ‘where’s the rest?!’ 👀

Covid has made this so dull. No staying with each other and meeting families and friends etc. Just this endless wanging on about the same old thing

Alexis will kick off because she has fuckall to lose now.

Alexis starting something...

‘I have to speak my truth’ ffs

Force some drama, go on! Ugh

Sheldy they seem to alternate the gay couple between girl and boy groups. Like they aren't quite sure how to play it. I suppose they are trying to split the couples so they can talk to their respective friends. In other words, they weren't sure who was the more (traditionally seen as) masculine and feminine in the couple.

I always hear ‘speak my truth’ as ‘my version of the truth’ aka ‘pish’…

Alexis literally looks like she could kill Megan. Her face changes so quickly!

Alexis just wants a fight. You can see that she's desperate to take her frustration out on someone, and it's going to be Megan.

What her fucking truth?

Why does she have to speak her truth, Jesus she don't even want the guy.....she's in it for her career I suspect ....wants the fame

alexis annoys me. I think it’s the way she speaks. It just grates on me.

I guess you just know if theirs chemistry or not and a instant connection which isn't there. I know myself I've started relationships and the spark just hasn't been there and I've ended it. Whilst with dh we just connected.

I have to stir up some drama because the production company told me to!

Aye that makes sense rainbow - it was the other way around before and I was like ‘whit?’

But v plausible.

@SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard

Why aren’t both the boys at boy picnic?

I thought that as well, I’m very disappointed the show has played as them being husband and wife, one at the hen do, one walking down the aisle and now this.