MAFSUK5 - In the land of unlined the spotter of the lazy eye thinks he is king.

[SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard]

Still on MAFS4 at the moment …

What the frig are we going to watch when this is finished? I feel like I've got Stockholm syndrome or something. I don't do Strictly.

Bake Off starts next week, far less drama…

I’m praying a MAFSAUS will ensue.

I do do strictly but I need a half decent Mafs.

This is not it.

Those of us who are closer in age to Wanky and Tayah than say Josh and Alexis, will 'get' Wanky's jokes, but not surprised the others don't. It is a bit like dad humour.

@SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard

I’m praying a MAFSAUS will ensue.

I do do strictly but I need a half decent Mafs.

This is not it.

Yes me too!! I've seen series 7 and it's great but I want to watch again on Channel 4/MN pace

I'm 50. I don't get his jokes. I find he really sets off my spidey senses and I met a couple of blokes like him via Online dating a fee years ago. They turned out to be unsuitable for a relationship shall I say.

@RainbowZebraWarrior

I'm 50. I don't get his jokes. I find he really sets off my spidey senses and I met a couple of blokes like him via Online dating a fee years ago. They turned out to be unsuitable for a relationship shall I say.

Well, his delivery is worse than Hermes.

@YourFinestPantaloons

Those of us who are closer in age to Wanky and Tayah than say Josh and Alexis, will 'get' Wanky's jokes, but not surprised the others don't. It is a bit like dad humour.

I’m 52 and did not even notice he was telling any jokes.

He is the sort of person anyone should run from, as far as they can.

Reporting I for tonight's antics.

Evening all! I feel like I may need to watch this from behind a cushion...

Christ Tayah looks totally different with no make up.

I would like to to propose a game. We all have a shot every time Morag cackles. We will be wasted by 9.23 and the shit show won't be as annoying

Did Alexis just say that today was a dildo day?

I think Bob is just happy to be with the lads.

I reckon it wasn’t only bob spending their fee money on snazzy jackets…

Why is Tayah dressed in her undergarments?

Ffs Amy stick that sage where the sun don't shine

Anyone for a glass of pro-zecko?

@RainbowZebraWarrior

Christ Tayah looks totally different with no make up.

Talk about slapping the face on, eh?

I'm surprised they have their phones.

Why aren’t both the boys at boy picnic?

Aw tayah looks so cute without the makeup and so much younger!!

Tayah and Adam are trying too hard. I don’t believe it.

Ooooh! Friendzone!