MAFSUK5 - In the land of unlined the spotter of the lazy eye thinks he is king.

[SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard]

Still on MAFS4 at the moment …

I'm thinking about what some of you are saying about Ant. And I'm in agreement about him not particularly being 'in it' for Alexis / the icksperiment, but dragged along for the ride etc. But I do think he's very switched on. 2 things stood out for me. The bit where he says he just wouldn't shag Alexis in case it didn't work out and it made her feel crap (or words to that effect) Also the subtitled bit later on. Alexis was putting a scenario to him about the Meghan and Bob issue. Ant replied very gently 'It's simpler than that - she doesn't fancy him" He is very switched on and emotionally aware. Quite something when you think he lost his Mum so young. Aye, there's a sensible heed on that bonny lads shoulders.

Yes Sheldonesque and if last nights clip is anything to go by, once again screaming 'you're lying' I'm rooting for Megan to spill the beans!

aye,there's a sensible heed on that bonny lads shoulders.

If he uses his sensible heid, he will not let that nippy midden perch on his other one.

Amy has talked to Josh. She has told him what she needs. She's told him she needs more affection and physical touch. And Josh's response to that has been to look at her with slight, but very real, disgust and tell her she's very needy.

But would you want to be affectionate with a stroppy man-child who throws things at you, shouts at you and disregards when it's your time to plan things by riding roughshod over those plans and making you fo something they want to do?

Amy seems to think she's d serving of cuddles and kisses by virtue of being female. And she's probably had sappy men falling hypnotised by her big breasts and lips at her feet, and she's not used to somebody who actually pushes back against her bullshit.

I agree with a PP, a few of them don't need a channel 4 ixpert to tell them where they're going wrong in relationships, it's blatantly obvious why their exes ran a mile

I don’t think that about Amy at all 🤷‍♀️

The ixperts have an agenda.

Break down Megan, chastising her for the affair then build her back up when she sees the error of her ways. Hooray for the ixperts.

With Franky it's show him to be a villain, break him down and show his little boy lost vulnerability then build him back up, seeking redemption. Except Franky's not playing their game. And it's hilarious to see the ixperts getting wound up!

Also not to defend Wanky but I got the impression "Is the correct answer" was a Bamber Gascoigne impression? For those old enough to remember him?

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Also not to defend Wanky but I got the impression "Is the correct answer" was a Bamber Gascoigne impression? For those old enough to remember him?

Yeah that 'is the right answer' was clearly lighthearted but he's got the other contestants backs up so it went down like a lead balloon

Can’t stand Morag, she thinks she’s hilarious and is making Luke into something he’s not, all that making him dance and she couldn’t wait to tell everyone about it! Luke is so lovely, hope he finds someone nice but hope it’s not Morag he’d have to spend a lifetime trying to mak3 her happy
Megan and Bob, another strange pairing, Bob wants so much to make it work, but Megan clearly does not like him, when she deemed to let her kiss him she leaned in from 6 foot away.
Alexis might show her fiery side if Ant doesn’t start paying her more romantic attention.
Frankie is a strange strange man what pysychologist thought he would be a good candidate should be fired, Marylees looks like she’s trying to speak with out moving her mouth like a ventriloquist dummy, so as not to upset him. One minute it was she had to get out as Frankie wouldn’t let the argument go and she move into a different flat then it was turned into she needed space to think, which one was it? Very odd.

Bob wants so much to make it work

I read that as Bob has spent his fee on jazzy jackets and bow ties and a publicist and can’t afford to pay it back if he leaves early 😉

@SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard

aye,there's a sensible heed on that bonny lads shoulders.

If he uses his sensible heid, he will not let that nippy midden perch on his other one.

🤣🤣🤣

One minute it was she had to get out as Frankie wouldn’t let the argument go and she move into a different flat then it was turned into she needed space to think, which one was it? Very odd.

Same as when she said they didn't really know what the argument was about then afterwards admitted she knew exactly what it was about. She's massively treading on eggshells. I think he's a bit of a loose cannon.

Bob has spent his fee on jazzy jackets

We've all been there 😂

I'm the same age as Franky which is probably why I get his crap Dad jokes aren't meant to be taken as gospel.

The phrase jazzy jackets will confirm I’m a wee bit older than you and ole blue eyes. 😄

I almost went with snazzy. Almost.

And yes, I suspect Fwanky just can’t read the room and they can’t read him.

Probably because he might go over 280characters.

Everyone else is either playing a massive game (Bob, Megan, morag, marilyse), are aggressive/unstable (Amy, Fwanky, Tayah) or just being swept along (Luke, Adam)

Sums it up well! Why am I watching this tosh?! Help......

Is it worth watching last nights on catch up or just go straight to tonight's?

I’d give it a wee squidge reginaa

If only Megan and Bob’s bit. Then the Alexis stuff might make sense tonight.

I like her not.

Alexis changed in my view on last nights. Capitalising on the Meg thing.
Can't decide now if the shouty Alexis was anxiety related.

I call besom. Sorry.

@SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard

And yes, I suspect Fwanky just can’t read the room and they can’t read him.

Probably because he might go over 280characters.

He thinks he's funny when he's not - like the diabolical "staying alive ah ah ah" thing. He was looking around for laughs/appreciation and it fell completely flat. Should stick to the day job of yelling at fat people or whatever it is.

He’d go hoarse shouting at me 😳

It is like the wedding speech stuff - only funny perhaps to a very select few. And definitely not funny for those who grew up on Charlie bit my finger or sneezy panda. And are about 20 years younger.

Nikita would be the best personality to destroy Wanky. When she goes full clarty he would implode.
Reckon she could hammer him in a fist fight too.

Perhaps Franky was playing to his audience.

StayingAlive for the ones who have seen a bit of life.

Ah ah ah channelling the Count off the muppets for the others.

Probably because he might go over 280characters

 @SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard you're cracking me up!