MAFSUK5 - In the land of unlined the spotter of the lazy eye thinks he is king.

[SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard]

Still on MAFS4 at the moment …

@JasonMomoasgirlfiend When I was single at around age 24 one winter, that is literally all I wanted. A nice bloke in a lovely jumper to snuggle up with and hold hands while out having walks in the snow. Ant would have ticked that box nicely!

Also, I cannot shake this habit of reading out your user name in my head as Jason Manfords girlfriend. It's somewhat disturbing me now!

@RainbowZebraWarrior Noooooooooo Jason manford is 🤮
Jason momoa is 🌞

I liked Ant in his pulley and his specs are perfect for his face. I'd love to have him as a son in law.
I reckon Marylise is quiet cos she's going in to survival mode (not sure if she realises or not) I bet every alarm in her body is jangling like mad.
Klaxons are firing in Mog and the Ikcspert, probably a couple of others.
He's a wrong un that Frank.

I like the way the nodding expert nods and I've copied it as it looks as she is really listening, weighing it all up and then, and only then agreeing. you have gained her stamp of approval.

It's holding the head backwards with chin slightly up, holding it to the count of three and then bringing it all down again slowly.

I think it will give me gravitas and look as if I'm an active listener, while all the time I'll be thinking of my cat and what she's up to.

i think it will give me gravitas and look as if I'm an active listener, while all the time I'll be thinking of my cat and what she's up to

And I can almost guarantee that Noddy will be doing the exact same. Because she sure as shite isn’t thinking about the contestants 🐈‍⬛

@thenightsky

It's possible that the argument was about Marylise not wanting to embarrass her teenage boys by saying personal stuff and Franky saying if you don't speak they'll accuse me of stopping you

That's exactly what DH and me said last night too.

I'm glad you said that @thenightsky because I seem to be in a minority here not believing the editing on Marylise and Franky. We saw Marylise taking offence at Franky using the word 'issue'. There's way more to this story than they are letting us see because it doesn't fit their storyline.

Ant is a very good liar.

He convincingly sat in front of Mel and the group with the same spiel of wanting to carry on the experiment with the guidance of the experts. What tosh! He's reeling you all in with his boyish good looks. It's all about the fame.

applejane

Nope you aren’t the only one. She pulled him right up.

He may be ‘alpha male’ and not my cuppy tea but I still maintain that that Jordon was far more worrying.

And although Ant is very easy on the peepers, I just don’t think he is that arsed with Alexis.

@SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard exactly! 👏 I don't like Franky but what you see is what you get (if they'd let us see that is) whereas Jordan throwing Megan to the wolves.....nasty.

I don’t know what I think about Ant and his feelings really. It’s not out of the realms of possibility that he’s keen on Alexis but you cynics raise good points when it comes to thinking perhaps he isn’t completely as he says. He is fucking gorgeous tho.
Someone mentioned upthread how josh is actually the only person who seems to be being true to himself, and I totally agree with that. Everyone else is either playing a massive game (Bob, Megan, morag, marilyse), are aggressive/unstable (Amy, Fwanky, Tayah) or just being swept along (Luke, Adam).

He's reeling you all in with his boyish good looks. It's all about the fame

@AppleJane Exactly, fame, notoriety, exposure, whatever it is, that's what they're all there for.

I wouldn't see we're all fooled though, a lot of it's what we'd like to believe rather than what we actually do fall for. A bit of an antidote for the duration if you like, until proved otherwise.

I just wish Ant would stop wearing those glasses. It makes him harder to diss when he looks like a cute puppy.

@meadowbleu true. The ixperts have done such a bad job we can't help wanting Ant and Alexis to work to show them up! Take Matt and Fergal have probably worked so well because they've had less ixpert interference!!

Tonight, I would very much like Mog to turn round and say that she saw Ant and Alexis behind the bins during the first dinner party.

All that flirting and spark shite and no kiss?

My arse.

Noddy, sell-out and wiggy

PMSL Shelly

behind the bins

😂😂

@AppleJane

Ant is a very good liar.

He convincingly sat in front of Mel and the group with the same spiel of wanting to carry on the experiment with the guidance of the experts. What tosh! He's reeling you all in with his boyish good looks. It's all about the fame.

I agree about Ant. I got the feeling he was keen on being on tv rather than "married" initially, too. Now he's come back for the exposure, not for Alexis.

He's pretty and he seems affable enough- but he's somehow not there...

Quite possibly, suppose it seems like he's going with the flow rather than harbouring a burning passion, but tbf, at least he's not pushing things with her to try and make a watchable story or get his leg over regardless

I'm starting to get Jack from I think season 4 vibes? The one who wouldn't sleep with Verity out of respect and so he could still get an annulment.

The matches are ridiculous the only couple I see lasting are the gay couple. Amy and Josh wtf she's a mid 30s woman who wants children asap I'd be fuming if they had paired me in with a much younger man.
Alexis and ant I don't think hes into her and he came back for fame.
Marylise you need run away fast
Luke, morag doesn't like you.
Bob, Megan doesn't like you.
I feel like I could have done a better job matchmaking !!

Alexis won't be able to keep up the act and soon Ant will realise he's got Nikita mark II

And Tayah she looks 45 is she really 25? My OH says she looks a bit like Melania trump so you expect her to look older.

Nikita mark ii

Yup apple

Mark 1 was just a gobshiteryness though.

Mark ii has got the makings of a really nasty B’stard in there.

I smell it.

I dont believe Ant likes alexis much either. She was a lovely distraction when he felt very low about Nikita. Maybe he's not wanting to jump in with both feet again.

Definitely something weird with the Franky and Marylise storyline that we're not seeing.

Similary I also wonder if Megan has done/said more than we've seen, as everyone really is being overly harsh on her. I do think she should have got the hard time initially, but the ixperts know more than anyone that one incident that had been thrashed out doesn't need to be dragged up every time she speaks. So I'm wondering if her manner/eye rolls are more frequent than we've seen and she's rubbed rhem all up the wrong way. Either that or she has just been thrown under a bus.

A PP mentioned Nikita and Ant going out for drinks with tourists etc. That was on the honeymoon, though, not in Brighton.