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MAFSUK5 - In the land of unlined the spotter of the lazy eye thinks he is king.

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SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 15/09/2021 21:06

Still on MAFS4 at the moment …

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category12 · 15/09/2021 21:29

Adverts!

inmyslippers · 15/09/2021 21:29

Place marking

Dreamstate · 15/09/2021 21:29

Oh phew!!!

supercritter · 15/09/2021 21:29

Love the thread title

wankyfrank · 15/09/2021 21:29

Why has Amy made such a fuss about what she's written? Josh is staying so if she's written stay AND leave, it doesn't matter anyway?!

SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 15/09/2021 21:30

Sorry - I forgot to put the linky. 😳

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Bananarama21 · 15/09/2021 21:30

I think the iexperts are being ao unfair to josh everyone isn't love does and more a slow burner especially at that age where she is looking for someone right not to settle down have babies and marriage fairly quickly its never going to work.

supercritter · 15/09/2021 21:30

She's cheating- can't change it mid ceremony you divvy as knackita would say

JasonMomoasgirlfriend · 15/09/2021 21:30

Amy is too needy and hard work

IDoAllMyOwnStunts · 15/09/2021 21:30

If one says 'leave' they both have to go don't they?

dillite · 15/09/2021 21:31

Surely she must see that the reason why all her other relationships didn't work out was because it was probably based on the initial horny stage. Whereas now she has the opportunity to actually get to know the person that she's with. Slowly.

SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 15/09/2021 21:31

No - they both have to stay.

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Sunbird24 · 15/09/2021 21:31

@IDoAllMyOwnStunts

If one says 'leave' they both have to go don't they?
No, they have to stay until both say leave, if we’re going by the same roolz as the Aus version
rougemouse · 15/09/2021 21:31

Amy isn't respecting the forum!!! That's not the game Amy!

They're right about the huge C word, and it's not commitment

rougemouse · 15/09/2021 21:32

@SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard

No - they both have to stay.
Yeah that's true so who cares what she's said anyway?
Twitchynose · 15/09/2021 21:32

Loving the title!
Lost all remaining respect for Paul. Says one thing to Mog and then the opposite to Josh and Amy. I think the last time I saw someone as uncomfortable as Josh on that sofa it was the woodlouse being used as kindling by my next door neighbour’s son seeing if you can start fires with a magnifying glass!

TheQueef · 15/09/2021 21:32

Ty for thread Sheldon
I don't understand Amy milking it?

SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 15/09/2021 21:33

Whereas now she has the opportunity to actually get to know the person that she's with. Slowly.

Which would be great if the experts weren’t yapsing on about love and putting pressure on everything.Sad

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unlikelytobe · 15/09/2021 21:33

This phoney relationship is shite but yes, of course, I'll stay!

Egghead68 · 15/09/2021 21:33

Too. many. adverts.

Thanks for the new thread.

category12 · 15/09/2021 21:33

Make or break for me now. Blah.

SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 15/09/2021 21:34

rougemouse

Commitment wasn’t the first c word that sprang to mind for me either!

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dillite · 15/09/2021 21:34

At least Josh is wearing socks.

Oh FFS!!! YOU ARE THE ONE THAT NEEDS TO BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOUR!!!!!!!!

Mxflamingnoravera · 15/09/2021 21:34

Amy is high maintenance, too needy for me and I am a straight woman, I could not be with someone that needy and woo. She's staying, well what a surprise.

arield · 15/09/2021 21:35

He looks like a drumstick sweet