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MAFSUK 4 - respect the forum and fill up the other thread first

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BobsDrippyBeak · 10/09/2021 15:19

Just that really. Wink

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Snipples · 14/09/2021 22:23

Tayah's makeup def doesn't help the age thing. Her blusher looks grey!

Onlinedilema · 14/09/2021 22:23

I'm enjoying the Mandy & Mertle show too.

Twitchynose · 14/09/2021 22:25

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

That kiss was like two halves of a mussel clamping shut when you tap it.
Nah, that’s unfair to mussels. It was like one of those cheap knock off klippits that kind of touch and lock closed if you work hard to line it up and squeeze it close, but then springs back the minute you’re no longer paying it any attention and you know it’s pointless so sling it in the bin the next time you remember. I may have thought about that analogy a little too much…
TheHouseILiveIn · 14/09/2021 22:25

@JaneJeffer

I've been sucked in *@TheHouseILiveIn*. The first dates was really funny Grin
Sooo funny! When she was stressing about who'd pay the bill!🤣🤣🤣
SheldonesqueTheBstard · 14/09/2021 22:25

Friendly John is the nana date?

I’d have put money on Adam being at the door.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 14/09/2021 22:26

twitchy 🤣🤣🤣

About 6 of the bastard things in my kitchen mess drawer…

OrangeJuiceAndNoodles · 14/09/2021 22:27

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

I know! But her photos are filtered to holy hell so imagine if they weren't Shock

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 14/09/2021 22:29

Mandy’s gone to the same shop for her neck.

Friendly John should have stuck to the mobility scooters …

TheHouseILiveIn · 14/09/2021 22:38

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Mandy’s gone to the same shop for her neck.

Friendly John should have stuck to the mobility scooters …

Well Mandy is 50 if you're talking about Tayah
SheldonesqueTheBstard · 14/09/2021 23:05

You lot are the wind beneath my bingo wings.

The wind pulls my neck tight.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank god for you… 🎶

TonyThreePies · 14/09/2021 23:07

Where is it they go to for the dinner parties? Is it the Weald and Downlands museum? It looks familiar.

Italiangreyhound · 14/09/2021 23:09

Alexis lied about the girl code thing. She told Ant that her and Jordan had had a conversation and implied that her and Jordan had agreed they could both hook up with other people. Whether what she said is true or not I don't know.

What is Tayah talking about. He was definitely not on board with a baby!

Onlinedilema · 14/09/2021 23:15

How does Amanda Holden look so good?
I know she's had botox etc but she looks fab. (Sorry to derail).

Italiangreyhound · 14/09/2021 23:18

Snipples

"This affair thing is so tedious. It's not an affair. She's not really in a relationship with Bob. Some lad she barely knew for a week that she didn't fancy!

Also is no one going to point out the ridiculousness of Alexis playing the victim of the "cheating" and "betrayal" when she was cosying up to Ant at the same dinner party! I don't know why no one has pulled her up on that."

Totally agree.

IMHO Tayah should not be looking to get pregnant so fast and it's just ridiculous to be angry at poor Adam!

Italiangreyhound · 14/09/2021 23:31

Oh Megan and Rob - it all looks so fake!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 14/09/2021 23:47

I’m curious as to what Mog feels the need to share.

I’m tired of the Megan piley on and I sincerely hope nothing else has happened involving her.

I know it seems like I’m a bit of a cheerleader for her but I really hate seeing one person being the whipping boy.

None of them are perfect and I feel the piley ons happen to distract folk from their own behaviour.

Meghan shouldn’t have gone on the nosh but it hasn’t warranted the nastiness in her direction.

YourFinestPantaloons · 14/09/2021 23:48

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Have we established whether it's really Amanda Holden's Nan?

Who? Tayah??? 😉

GrinGrinGrinGrin

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MrsPelligrinoPetrichor · 14/09/2021 23:48

I'm also old enough to know nosh has a completely different meaning Grin

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 14/09/2021 23:53

If it had been the clearly more used version of nosh I think I could understand the nippiness. Grin

The pg version of nosh? Nope.

I’m going to have to retrain my brain from gobble and gammie to nosh.

Not a sentence I thought I’d be typing in my prime.

Jean Brodie would have a turn.

MrsCatE · 15/09/2021 07:24

Just like MAFSAUS I’ve given up watching and just read the threads; you lot are far more entertaining and I live for @SheldonesqueTheBstard pearls of wisdom and sayings, I’ll eat my norks if . . . being no.1 at the moment.

runningpink · 15/09/2021 07:25

I thought Ant had a Justin timberlake look about him with the glasses

And why would you scream to the world that you have had sex! We know Morag and don’t actually care!

lollipoprainbow · 15/09/2021 07:52

Just caught up on the fireman scene ! He looked more like he had a safari hat on it was way too big for his little head.

crazywhippet · 15/09/2021 09:02

@LagneyandCasey

Hi all, I discovered MAFSUK last week and of course then read all the threads on here. Brilliant work everyone Grin

Just a quick contribution from me before I get on with my work backlog. Morag looks more than a bit like Piella Bakewell don't you think?

Yes!!! My DD pointed this out on 2nd Sept 😂😂
Italiangreyhound · 15/09/2021 09:21

I agree with piley on but I also think it is ridiculous she really didn't like him at all and is now all chummy.

OrangeJuiceAndNoodles · 15/09/2021 09:28

Like deserves so much more than Morag.

But if I met him in real life, I'd be so put off that he'd 'shagged' Morag. Bizarre to announce that on TV. So offputting for future spouses. Because let's face it, they won't stay together.