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MAFSUK 4 - respect the forum and fill up the other thread first

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BobsDrippyBeak · 10/09/2021 15:19

Just that really. Wink

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 15/09/2021 09:40

I can only imagine they’ve been told to get it on italiangreyhound - I’m not buying this little lovefest.

As someone said, I’d have thought more of her I’d she’d stuck to her guns and just said ‘Nuh - no lighty’

I don’t know if she is trying to fit in with the group or gel with them. Or to stop the bad feeling. But there is nothing there.

But the ixperts are determined not to let it go and therefore no one will be allowed to forget.

I don’t like villains but I don’t like the creation of a villain when there were two hiding in plain sight.

Megan and Bob need to go.

Ughmaybenot · 15/09/2021 10:26

Just caught up with last nights episode, was a bit boring really.
Ant is so beautiful, he and Alexis make a gorgeous couple. I feel like the ‘friction’ between Alexis and Megan was massively hyped up, neither really have a shit and it was talked out in about two seconds.
Unsurprising that wanky has found yet another way to tear marilyse down, again!! I actually do have a lazy eye (not convinced for a second she actually does) and any bloke who mentioned that would be, and has been, immediately kicked to the kerb.
Tayah has gone over the line to full bunny boiler, run Adam run!! She’s bonkers, and her make up is appalling. I was being charitable before thinking maybe she doesn’t realise how bad it is but having nosed at her Instagram, she obviously thinks it looks good?! Bizarre.
Josh is growing on me week on week, he handles Amy amazingly well. She’s so aggressive and angry all the time and I haven’t noticed him snap back once, patience of a saint. She’s fucking horrible, and her fart smelling face would piss me off let alone when she starts talking. I actually think Josh’s outlook on the relationship was realistic, they’ve known each other a couple of weeks of course they don’t know what the future holds, why is that being held against him?
Dan and Matt, little to say, they’re just over there being cute.
Luke and morag, well. She was peak annoying, braying constantly, and he just seems like someone being held hostage.

Ughmaybenot · 15/09/2021 10:30

Also! Agree with everyone else wrt calling Megan and Jordon kissing an affair. It was cheating, if were being very black and white, but an affair?! Talk about hyping up the drama.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 15/09/2021 10:42

I would not take kindly if someone mentioned my eye.

Fwanky would find himself with a lot more sleeveless tops if he tried that mince on me.

I know Amy is being a fun sponge but that lass looked as though she was genuinely hurting and I did feel for her.

Of course she is going about it all the wrong way and Josh is not Derren Brown’s brother from another mother. She needs to tell him what she is looking for and he can either settle her or scarper.

For all my hard gobby little shell, the truth is I’ve a soft centre and I hate folk hurting and I really don’t like piley ons.

I’m contrary like that.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 15/09/2021 10:46

Michty me tonythreepies Grin

TonyThreePies · 15/09/2021 10:47

Just a thought - has anyone seen Franky smile yet?

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 15/09/2021 10:50

If he smiled I reckon he’d be less Franky Spencer and more Frank rabbit…

Ughmaybenot · 15/09/2021 10:50

Josh is not Derren Brown’s brother from another mother
😂 I know what you mean, he doesn’t really stand a chance unless she actually talks to him.

Twinkie01 · 15/09/2021 12:41

Marylese (who is at least 45) was in TOWIE some years ago, had a tiff with Lucy after she tagged onto Mario one night in Sugar Hut.

batmanladybird · 15/09/2021 13:02

@TonyThreePies

Where is it they go to for the dinner parties? Is it the Weald and Downlands museum? It looks familiar.
I want to know this. It looks fab
TitsInAbsentia · 15/09/2021 13:51

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

A lazy eye comment is not sexy or romantic.

Having a wobbly peeper, I would not thank anyone for pointing it out.

I have one too! It screams to me in every photo I ever see....

If you ever need a name change SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard would be wonderful but I suspect more characters than mumsnet can handle Grin

TitsInAbsentia · 15/09/2021 14:09

Poor Luke, his trousers are clearly retreating along with his baws...you could tell Mog couldn't wait to say they'd shagged. Fireman's pole. Fuck of Mog, he doesn't like it. P.s. your eyelashes are trying to escape south...

I finally had one piece of agreement with the ixperts where they commented on the positive 'check in' that the guys did, that's something me and the hubs do, it's so much easier than me trying to throw him my 'get me the f out of here eye balls' across the room Grin

Franky and the fucking lazy eye...piss off...wish she'd thrown a poundland Daniel Craig comment at him but I guess she's still working it all out in her head.

And my second agreement with the ixperts...we are now spelling Amy the correct way A-N-G-R-Y....chill woman! And:
@dillite Tue 14-Sep-21 21:34:50
Does Amy ever look lime she doesn't have a stick up her arse and a fart up her nose?

Tonight looks interesting, Angry not getting the gist that you are only meant to write one bloody answer on the card...

YourFinestPantaloons · 15/09/2021 14:18

@Snipples

This affair thing is so tedious. It's not an affair. She's not really in a relationship with Bob. Some lad she barely knew for a week that she didn't fancy!

Also is no one going to point out the ridiculousness of Alexis playing the victim of the "cheating" and "betrayal" when she was cosying up to Ant at the same dinner party! I don't know why no one has pulled her up on that.

I find all the Megan blaming very unfair.

Same.

They did the same on MAFSAU though with Dean and DaviNA, who didn't even kiss they just went for a drink and said they fancied each other. They banged on and on for weeks at the two of them for their 'affair'. Dean was a dick who'd be shagging Tracey but DaviNA had no relationship at all with Ryan

Curbaisti · 15/09/2021 14:26

As much as Paul.is so handsome he is coming across as nit having a rashers Grin he said after the eye thing 'he's just trying to say i think you're sexy'. When it all broke loose at the com ceremony all he could manage was 'lets sleep on it, tomorrow's a new day' Grin I get the feeling Paul.aint taking this seriously.

Anyway I rewound the Wanky eye thing (can't stand the knobjockey) but it definitely sounded as if ahe has raised her so called lazy eye to him before and was fishing.

Marylyse will be her nutter mother eventually

Livia22 · 15/09/2021 15:14

Thoughts on last night:

Too soon for a dinner party. We should have seen another episode of yes week. There’s clearly a lot we’ve missed, such as Marilyse moving out for a week, the gay couple going for a gossip with Tayah. There’s no point having just one episode between a commitment ceremony and the next dinner party.

I don’t think Morag and Luke had sex. She’s vile to him.

Amy has no self awareness. Calling her bloke immature when she behaves like that?

Why didn’t we see Franky’s honesty questions?

Daniel is going to break Matt’s heart.

Shoxfordian · 15/09/2021 15:21

Frank and his lazy eye nonsense was just a way to undermine her confidence, just textbook negging. I hope she moves out and stays out

JaneJeffer · 15/09/2021 15:24

I don't know how she's stuck it this long. If I had seen him at the top of the aisle I would have been out of there quicker than Julia Roberts.

SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 15/09/2021 16:38

@TitsInAbsentia

Because I adore you.

And because between the two of us we have a pair of eyes that can point one way without drifting 😘 (no offence)

MN handled the change just fine!

I love a change now and again to suit my humour 😉 and I take it as an honour and privilege to have a gifted one.

A very fitting one which was bestowed upon me was RabCSheldon. Loved that too!

And can give a fairly accurate image of me! 😆

SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 15/09/2021 16:40

And I may have a lazy peeper but my eyebrow muscles could get a gold at the Browlympics.

What my eyes can’t always show, my brows always will 🤨

SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 15/09/2021 17:02

Paul seems to be here for the pennies.

I like him mostly but he is discrediting himself with each episode.

OytheBumbler · 15/09/2021 17:20

Be careful what you wish for!

MAFSUK 4 - respect the forum and fill up the other thread first
SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 15/09/2021 17:28

He certainly wouldn’t bring anything else to proceedings.

Well, not anything better.

I properly got the hump when the ixperts popped at Heidi and not Moike.

I liked him not.

Curbaisti · 15/09/2021 18:11

I'm.not buying Marylyses act, they clearly had that eye conversation before and she raised it again herself!! She has the measure of him and well able, she's riding it out for fame. Both in agreement. Dont like Daniel much either (never mind all the other fame hungry tools)

Shes very angry over asparagus Grin

Spexy · 15/09/2021 19:14

Please could someone let me know what days this is on!? ☺️ it seems like it's on most nights?