MAFSUK 4 - respect the forum and fill up the other thread first

[BobsDrippyBeak]

Just that really.

Tayah and Mog giving advice?

‘Put on the fireman helmet and make me pregnant’ isn’t going to jolly up Josh.

@MargotMoon

Does Morag's necklace say 'Horny'?

😂 Honey

Do we really have to hear this demented crap again from mog?

Does Morag's necklace say 'Horny'?

As in toad?

Has Luke actually been in control yet? All that's been is Moo bullying him.

I'd go out with luke I think he's fit.

Demented Horny Honey is now going through my mind while I'm watching Mog and her bullshit speech

Crikey - the love question?!

Och wheesht with the ‘love’ after a fortnight Paul you plonker

In love after 3 weeks? Like fuck.

Oh what a load of shit. Why would they love each other yet. What a stupid bloody question. How is that helpful?!

They were literally strangers 3 weeks ago!

Argh late, what's Mad Frankie done? Didn't take him long.

They must get a bonus for each declaration of love 🧐

What a stupid question to ask them.

Not been out yet theQueef

The delight of that is yet to come.

Like some sort of fucked up Bingo...

These ads are getting longer and longer

Wow the Bachelor has a head of curls alright.

What is holding them back????

Common sense and the brevity of time I reckon.

Morag needs a refund on her nose job

WTF is Paul on about?

Right here right now?

Who are you Paul? FatBoySlim?

Omfg those tight trousers that are too short it looks ridiculous

Phew, takeaway was late.
Like Mog was going anywhere.