Celebrity Masterchef 4: How do you know when your biscuit is done?... Chooooomeric.. And 1970s Brandy snaps.

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go chaps.

That outfit goes with John's hair. Not sure if that's good or bad though?

How much weight do you reckon John and Gregg put on during masterchef season

@GrouchyKiwi please amend your petition so it forbids that man from saying 'moist' as well as 'wet'

It's annoying me that Kem is only doing well when he can prepare.

[quote squooshe]@GrouchyKiwi please amend your petition so it forbids that man from saying 'moist' as well as 'wet'[/quote]
I've been on to Change.org and they are considering taking the petition international

To be fair to Dion his hands are bound to be much bigger than Greggggg or John.

Bez always looks like he's just walked in and has no idea where he is

Ohh, it’s not a party bite if you need a knife and fork to eat it

[quote squooshe]@GrouchyKiwi please amend your petition so it forbids that man from saying 'moist' as well as 'wet'[/quote]
All words of or related to water.

Thank you for fast-tracking this, @fourquenelles. It certainly needs urgent attention internationally

Bez has ballsed up tonight. Bye bye Bez.

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Annoyingly the steak and chips look great

Christ they're not bite size are they

The chips and steak bites look nice and neat.

Slippery as well then?

Joe sounds so moronic

Megan is so moronic

Megan is so smug also

Sparkly poo tomorrow

@Blueberrycreampie

Slippery as well then?

@fourquenelles

Sparkly poo tomorrow

😂😂😂Laughing out loud over here

No John, it does not look great. Beige, is the word you’re looking for.

I don't think it would matter what Joe or Kem cooked they will be in the final either way

My husband thinks that Joe Swash is Joey Essex. He is most confused that there are two of them