Celebrity Masterchef 4: How do you know when your biscuit is done?... Chooooomeric.. And 1970s Brandy snaps.

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go chaps.

No seasoning is unforgivable

John took quite a run up at "empanadillas" there.

No pie-ey-ey tonight though thank goodness.

I really enjoy Spanish food too. I have a really nice recipe for forty clove chicken, that I might do this weekend now.

I think Megan is getting star cook.

@GrouchyKiwi

Petition to ban Gregg from saying "wet" ever again.

Seconded

Megan or Mel

What? You've done nothing but cook your nan's recipes, Kem!

@PolkadotsAndMoonbeams

John took quite a run up at "empanadillas" there.

No pie-ey-ey tonight though thank goodness.

I really enjoy Spanish food too. I have a really nice recipe for forty clove chicken, that I might do this weekend now.

Of COURSE it's empanadillas!

Thirded

Shut the fuck up Joe, period.

Huh? They said Joe's squid was undercooked.

Joe's hair dye and fake tan are running together on his forehead.

We all support you having a lie-in, Joe. Preferably for several years.

Melanie deserved it.

Gazpachyo John?!

Yay!

Excellent decision (for once)

Oh well done Melanie!

@GrouchyKiwi

Petition to ban Gregg from saying "wet" ever again.

co-signed

Fair play Mel, think she deserved that

Well done Mel. She's waited so long for that sort of feedback.

I'm glad Megan didn't get fast tracked. She has a really vile personality

John has dressed up as Oscar Wilde…

They have to make a buffet?

This really is the remedial year.

Love it!

Why is Gregggg poshed up?

I love Abigails Party.