Celebrity Masterchef 3: That chicken is still squawking.... Dehydrated people and no more block teeth please!

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go all.

Absolute fix! Joe's curry was the worst and they've awarded him for effort when all 4 of them have put the same effort in. Joe has had a terrible 3 dishes and poor Melissa was told by the professional chef her dessert was worthy of restaurant standard 🤷🏻‍♀️

Hope it helped @Pebbledashery!

@JaneJeffer

John's hair is very baroque looking

Like Miss Fritton in St Trinians.

[quote Sunbird24]@TheDogsMother my house is v rural so there aren’t many places that deliver to me, but I also can’t be arsed to drive out and collect something 😂[/quote]
Me too. It's like another world when I speak to my friends who live in normal places with deliveries 🤣

John Oscar

Will Katie even be able to see through those eyelashes?

I knew they'd keep Joe in, bet he wins the whole bloody thing now

John's hair looks like a water buffalo's horns.

ilovesooty Happy hollibobs!

Until Friday my Lovelies.

Thanks fourquenelles.!

If Joe goes through on Friday, will we see an episode with Su Pollard and Joe? Not sure I could survive that.

Maybe Joe is controlling their minds with his winking

See you on Friday.

Was that Scarlett Moffat training to become the shadow of the hem of the sainted Grace Dent? Because the training's not working.

@Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g

If Joe goes through on Friday, will we see an episode with Su Pollard and Joe? Not sure I could survive that.

We need a support group

@SpindleWhorl

Was that Scarlett Moffat training to become the shadow of the hem of the sainted Grace Dent? Because the training's not working.

She could never...

Absolute joke! Joe was dreadful in the first challenge, weakest in the second one but stays over Melissa who did great especially in the second one, to the point where I think she was the chef's favourite.
His rice wasn't perfect either, so he made lassi which stuck in the glass but he is remarkably still there. I also want to say for goodness sake embrace the fact that you're naturally auburn with pale skin and freckles. Dyeing and spray tan just don't work for you.

That was Vicky Pattinson/Patterson/somethinglikethat wasn't it?

And Sophie Thompson, and some bloke what I don't know.

@Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g

If Joe goes through on Friday, will we see an episode with Su Pollard and Joe? Not sure I could survive that.

Oh no. I hadn't worked that out.

Eek.

@PrincessScarlett - you got a vowel wrong there about Joe.

Vicky and Scarlett are the same to me. I am easily confused by actual people.

[quote iklboo]@PrincessScarlett - you got a vowel wrong there about Joe. [/quote]
🤣🤣

That was Jon partridge judging on next episode . . He and Megan McKenna hated each other like poison in celebrity BB. She called him in the C word 🤣🤣

They need to get rid of the “challenge” round or whatever it’s called - it’s so tedious watching four of them pretend they don’t know what a mango is, and then cooking the same dish. I’m glad I recorded it so I could fast forward through that bit.
Oh, and Joe? Can’t bear him. Has he always been this awful?