Celebrity Masterchef 3: That chicken is still squawking.... Dehydrated people and no more block teeth please!

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go all.

I had to stop watching and sort out baby walrus. She woke up crying, wee tears and everything.

Joe must go. Two gurning, winking cockernees on one show is two too many.

@GrandTheftWalrus

I had to stop watching and sort out baby walrus. She woke up crying, wee tears and everything.

It is deffo that Winking Joe's fault.

I think she woke slightly and saw him and it gave her nightmares

@Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g

If Joe goes through on Friday, will we see an episode with Su Pollard and Joe? Not sure I could survive that.

Oh my god that's a good point.... if so we'll all have to have a tepid facecloth and a pair of ear defenders to hand.

OMG Joe Swash. Make. It .Stop.

Also, a lot of you sound like you'd like to serve 'deconstructed' Greg..

I'm on the beer tonight so may not be able to type by 9pm

Evening Chuffians.

Where's the chuffians at..

Good evening all.

Katie's makeup tonight.........

Ok good evening Pebble! 😂

Hola! I remembered!

Evening!

Hellooooo!

Joe Must Go

Evening all! I have a rat! Bleurgh. It's name is Joe. Will be on rat watch as stupid dogs are useless.

🙌🏽

Oh no. I was going to get DH a jumper like Gregg is wearing. Bloody won't be now.

They were really scraping the barrel asking Joe to participate

Evening all

@fourquenelles

Evening all! I have a rat! Bleurgh. It's name is Joe. Will be on rat watch as stupid dogs are useless.

Is it a pet?

Jonty's hair is the worst yet

Love halloumi... Yum

Looks like Vicky P has borrowed a frock off her Nan…