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Celebrity Masterchef 3: That chicken is still squawking.... Dehydrated people and no more block teeth please!

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Pebbledashery · 24/08/2021 21:10

Here you go all.

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squooshe · 02/09/2021 20:16

Come on, Gav!

Halsall · 02/09/2021 20:16

Come on Gavin, for the love of God please redeem things here.

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Pebbledashery · 02/09/2021 20:16

Students would cook better than that.

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Pebbledashery · 02/09/2021 20:17

Yay for gavin for pronunciation

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Sunbird24 · 02/09/2021 20:17

Yes, Gavin knows how to say turmeric!

littlbrowndog · 02/09/2021 20:17

Jeez he has nice writing

GrouchyKiwi · 02/09/2021 20:17

Look like spaghetti?!

EsmaCannonball · 02/09/2021 20:17

Who does Gavin look like? Is it -

a) Michael (Rachel's surly boyfriend) from 1990s Emmerdale (back when Emmerdale wasn't completely terrible).

b) Quinn from Homeland if he (spoiler) hadn't died and lived until late middle-age.

Halsall · 02/09/2021 20:17

Oh no.

No no no no no no

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Pebbledashery · 02/09/2021 20:17

Oh he started so well..

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Pebbledashery · 02/09/2021 20:18

Just no. No.

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fourquenelles · 02/09/2021 20:18

Oh dear

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 02/09/2021 20:18

@littlbrowndog

Jeez he has nice writing
But he knows bot all about brandy snaps.
OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 02/09/2021 20:19

It’s a master chef miracle!

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Pebbledashery · 02/09/2021 20:19

They look delicious actually

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squooshe · 02/09/2021 20:19

he didn't do so bad seeing as his inspiration was spaghetti.

Blueberrycreampie · 02/09/2021 20:19

Gavin Esler has a very young wife and a baby! 68!

SwedishEdith · 02/09/2021 20:20

They obviously give them way more clues and tips than we see. I like Gavin but he's not as foodie as I assumed he'd be he doesn't follow me but he did Like one of my tweets

littlbrowndog · 02/09/2021 20:20

They do

GrouchyKiwi · 02/09/2021 20:20

Love the flourish as Johannes removed the cloth.

EsmaCannonball · 02/09/2021 20:20

You just can't imagine Johannes slouching, can you?

Blueberrycreampie · 02/09/2021 20:21

Do they even have brandy snaps in the states?

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 02/09/2021 20:21

Here comes a boy who has never let a carb past his lips.

Halsall · 02/09/2021 20:21

@Blueberrycreampie

Gavin Esler has a very young wife and a baby! 68!
Squooshe will know this, as she is close mates with him Grin
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Pebbledashery · 02/09/2021 20:21

Johannes loves a celebrity programme.

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