Celebrity Masterchef 3: That chicken is still squawking.... Dehydrated people and no more block teeth please!

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go all.

Come on, Gav!

Come on Gavin, for the love of God please redeem things here.

Students would cook better than that.

Yay for gavin for pronunciation

Yes, Gavin knows how to say turmeric!

Jeez he has nice writing

Look like spaghetti?!

Who does Gavin look like? Is it -

a) Michael (Rachel's surly boyfriend) from 1990s Emmerdale (back when Emmerdale wasn't completely terrible).

b) Quinn from Homeland if he (spoiler) hadn't died and lived until late middle-age.

Oh no.

No no no no no no

Oh he started so well..

Just no. No.

Oh dear

@littlbrowndog

Jeez he has nice writing

But he knows bot all about brandy snaps.

It’s a master chef miracle!

They look delicious actually

he didn't do so bad seeing as his inspiration was spaghetti.

Gavin Esler has a very young wife and a baby! 68!

They obviously give them way more clues and tips than we see. I like Gavin but he's not as foodie as I assumed he'd be he doesn't follow me but he did Like one of my tweets

They do

Love the flourish as Johannes removed the cloth.

You just can't imagine Johannes slouching, can you?

Do they even have brandy snaps in the states?

Here comes a boy who has never let a carb past his lips.

@Blueberrycreampie

Gavin Esler has a very young wife and a baby! 68!

Squooshe will know this, as she is close mates with him

Johannes loves a celebrity programme.