Celebrity Masterchef 3: That chicken is still squawking.... Dehydrated people and no more block teeth please!

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go all.

My children would be very offended that half of the vegetables are actually fruit. They're extremely put out about that situation.

A purely vegetable dish is a bit disappointing.. Unless it's a vegetable accompaniment with a roast.

Oh my fkin god this fella is dumb as a bad of rusty spanners

I eat mostly veggie food but that does nothing at all for me. Risotto is the devil's food.

... Was Kem calling a ladle a "laddle"?

@Pebbledashery

I had one of Greggs cousins for lunch today. A Boiled egg.

Harry Hill used to have a series called Tea-Time and one of the characters on it was called Egg Wallace. V amusing.

I remember this chef, but blimey - 10 years ago??

Ladle you ignoramus!!! Not LADle - it’s making my head hurt

Fucking kale now

@Pebbledashery

A purely vegetable dish is a bit disappointing.. Unless it's a vegetable accompaniment with a roast.

Or a fuckton of cheese

This food sounds quite dull tbh

I don't like risotto al dente. I like it al softo

'Celebrating the squash'. My new user name if I could actually change it.

Why do they win masterchef then become an annoying prick??

This dude has creepy eyes.

Or a fuckton of cheese

I'll take that. Maybe with a couple of brandy snaps to follow.

Surely it' s one tortellino, several tortellini?

Vegan cheese can fuck right off

I don't know if he might be dyslexic? Melissa had somebody to chop for her, perhaps he could do with somebody to read out loud for him?

Although I don't know how much it would help to be honest...

@Wolfcub

Vegan cheese can fuck right off

It's just fucking rude to even call it cheese.

@SwedishEdith

'Celebrating the squash'. My new user name if I could actually change it.

Sounds like an earnest cookbook from 1972!

Cauliflower is so bland

This food is so pretentious

I wonder how much his vegetable-focused restaurant charges for a small plate of roasted beetroot? Hmm?

Scream not the cauliflower every way 🤦‍♀️

Hmm, marmite cauliflower?