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Celebrity Masterchef 3: That chicken is still squawking.... Dehydrated people and no more block teeth please!

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Pebbledashery · 24/08/2021 21:10

Here you go all.

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GrouchyKiwi · 01/09/2021 21:18

Looks like a baby barfed over his pineapple.

littlbrowndog · 01/09/2021 21:18

What hell is this pudding

Wolfcub · 01/09/2021 21:18

The reality idiot needs to go quickly

GrandTheftWalrus · 01/09/2021 21:18

I'm a shite cook and I could present better than that!

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Pebbledashery · 01/09/2021 21:18

TV personality.. Aka... Don't know why this prick is famous, but he is.

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RomainingCalm · 01/09/2021 21:19

That pineapple dish. 😂😂😂

I have no words.

SpindleWhorl · 01/09/2021 21:19

I did once nearly chokers death on a piece of tripe at Leeds Kirkgate market.

Well that's a vision in my head I didn't expect to have tonight.

viques · 01/09/2021 21:19

Kadeenas fish looks good. I think the others can all go home now. It’s a dud week. Joe Swash and Su Pollack have nothing to fear from this lot.

Hmmm, maybe Johannes is playing it cool, I hope so after the disappointment of Will and Patrick.

Does anyone know who this Kem is?

GrouchyKiwi · 01/09/2021 21:19

Solid choices, Kem. Bless your little socks.

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Pebbledashery · 01/09/2021 21:19

@RomainingCalm

That pineapple dish. 😂😂😂

I have no words.

It was baby sick on a plate 😂
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GrandTheftWalrus · 01/09/2021 21:19

Ugh no matter what crap they plate up this show always makes me hungry.

fourquenelles · 01/09/2021 21:20

Grouchy you are Kem and I claim my £10 prize (NZ wine reference)

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Pebbledashery · 01/09/2021 21:20

@GrandTheftWalrus

Ugh no matter what crap they plate up this show always makes me hungry.
Even liver that looks like something from the lavatory???
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littlbrowndog · 01/09/2021 21:20

@SpindleWhorl

I did once nearly chokers death on a piece of tripe at Leeds Kirkgate market.

Well that's a vision in my head I didn't expect to have tonight.

Hahaha 🤣
Halsall · 01/09/2021 21:20

This round is so hilariously cheap it makes me burst out laughing. The tatty old flags 😂😂😂

RomainingCalm · 01/09/2021 21:20

Mushroom porridge
Pineapple juice
Peas and butternut squash

John 'I'm pleased with these guys'.

Are they seeing the same food that we are seeing?

Blueberrycreampie · 01/09/2021 21:20

Gregg's dressed the same way my Grandpa used to dress and he was in his 70s!

JaquelineBean · 01/09/2021 21:21

Just off to follow Gavin on Twitter…

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Pebbledashery · 01/09/2021 21:21

Aubergine can fuck off too. Horrible.

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GrouchyKiwi · 01/09/2021 21:21

@fourquenelles

Grouchy you are Kem and I claim my £10 prize (NZ wine reference)
I'm not nearly that pretty, four.
littlbrowndog · 01/09/2021 21:21

Omg I love Turkish food. In the olden days when you went on holiday. We had a week in Istanbul

EsmaCannonball · 01/09/2021 21:21

This round seems biased in favour of Kem.

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Pebbledashery · 01/09/2021 21:22

I bloody love Turkish food. Can't beat it.

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SpindleWhorl · 01/09/2021 21:22

How is this fair if Kem is British-Turkish?!

littlbrowndog · 01/09/2021 21:22

The lamb intestine round a stick was no5 a highlight