Celebrity Masterchef Klaxon!!! - Get ready Chuffians!

[Pebbledashery]

Yes, the Masterchef administrator is back!

@fourquenelle @viques @grouchykiwi @ilovesooty @romainingcalm
@toffeebutterpopcorn @wolfcub @littlbrowndog @halsall @jay55 @shirleyphallus @thedogsmother @ohwhatfuckeryisthisnow @sunbird24 @esmacannonball

Apologies if I have missed anyone off - park yourselves! we're on at 9pm!

@TheDogsMother

You are right Norman she was never a super model. I think she was a bit of a B list model.

She now volunteers as a special police officer, and it seems to be genuine, not publicity.

viques I hope this won't come back and bite you (and us) later!

@viques

Just a quickie for those who don’t get the Jay thing. Have a look at his review in the Guardian last Saturday. He was reviewing a Polo Lounge pop up and it is a Jay classic - when he is kind he is very very kind, but when he isn’t....... in the course of the review he has a swipe at the owners human rights record, castigates wine mark ups, raises his eyebrows at a weird salad, is damning about an indifferent pasta dish, likes a pudding and is lovely about the waiting staff. What’s not to like?

Back to MC. This is a good bunch, much better than last week,which means my nightmare about Su Pollack accidentally winning won’t happen

Saw that, hugely expensive and a load of crap!

I read that review by Jay. The food looked like 1990s Bella Pasta.

Great fucking challenge 😂

Yes nearly £40 for pasta n sauce had me weeping for the poor wait staff.

Jonty's dunked his head in the chip-pan again, I see.

Goodness we like to chat don't we 🤣

@GrandTheftWalrus

I want cake

I need cake.

Patrick sounds very sexy listing off ingredients. I can't believe he's wearing such a bad outfit.

Do you think if the masterchef group did a mumsnet meet up pre covid days we'd all get on 😂

Just tuned in. This is celebrity right?

@jay55

Yes nearly £40 for pasta n sauce had me weeping for the poor wait staff.

It was the £18 bread basket that floored me!

Deveining of prawns always makes me feel queasy

Three different trays makes me think of Fawlty Towers. On those trays/uno, dos, tres.

Patrick looks like he hasn't had a great lockdown. He's looking a bit shabby.

@jay55

Patrick sounds very sexy listing off ingredients. I can't believe he's wearing such a bad outfit.

I think any man is immediately a bit more attractive with a collar…

Patrick looks like he eats artisan bread that costs £30 a loaf.

Oh fuck off greg with your horrid girning

She's too tall for you, Gregg!

Jon chanelling Oscar

@EsmaCannonball

Three different trays makes me think of Fawlty Towers. On those trays/uno, dos, tres.

Who doesn't love a pancake tbh

This lot definitely weren’t told to wear black & white like last week’s bunch were they?

How much oil Mel