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Celebrity Masterchef Klaxon!!! - Get ready Chuffians!

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Pebbledashery · 06/08/2021 14:19

Yes, the Masterchef administrator is back!

@fourquenelle @viques @grouchykiwi @ilovesooty @romainingcalm
@toffeebutterpopcorn @wolfcub @littlbrowndog @halsall @jay55 @shirleyphallus @thedogsmother @ohwhatfuckeryisthisnow @sunbird24 @esmacannonball

Apologies if I have missed anyone off - park yourselves! we're on at 9pm!

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viques · 16/08/2021 21:08

@Wolfcub

Patrick looks like he just rolled out of bed
Hmmm. And you know this how?
Pebbledashery · 16/08/2021 21:08

Penny looks like the perfect wife for Rod. Glad he's not with some 21 year old hussy

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SpindleWhorl · 16/08/2021 21:09

Oh Penny, bless her, she seems so nice?

Pebbledashery · 16/08/2021 21:09

Nabil is really funny. His audition on bgt was hilarious.

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GrandTheftWalrus · 16/08/2021 21:09

Can't stand Rod Stewart. He came through my work one day totally steaming and dressed like someone's gran.

Halsall · 16/08/2021 21:09

I concede that Patrick is not looking his best.

I once saw Penny Lancaster and Rod Stewart browsing the greetings cards in Liberty. He didn't look as though he wanted to be there, but to be fair, he probably had a model railway layout he was keen to get back to.

Pebbledashery · 16/08/2021 21:09

Cauliflower isn't my vegetable of choice I must say.

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Wolfcub · 16/08/2021 21:09

Viques I'd very much like to know that. Patrick for mains and Jay for dessert and cheese courses

GrouchyKiwi · 16/08/2021 21:09

"I've never been in a situation where I've had to eat cauliflower" is a very long-winded way of saying that.

SpindleWhorl · 16/08/2021 21:10

They're all so nice!!

Not a single Su among them.

Pebbledashery · 16/08/2021 21:10

I have to admit... Shamefully, I have seen Rod Stewart live several times....

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FeatheredHope · 16/08/2021 21:10

I have had serious respect for Penny since she became a Special Constable.

GrouchyKiwi · 16/08/2021 21:10

Cauliflower takes fuck all time to cook. It's not a sodding potato. What are you on about, John?

TheDogsMother · 16/08/2021 21:10

I will make myself unpopular here but I find Penny annoying. Loving Nabil though.

ilovesooty · 16/08/2021 21:11

@Pebbledashery

Cauliflower isn't my vegetable of choice I must say.
Nor mine.
GrandTheftWalrus · 16/08/2021 21:11

I love cauliflower cheese

Pebbledashery · 16/08/2021 21:11

I like them all as none of them are Su Pollard

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GrouchyKiwi · 16/08/2021 21:11

Yes, I like this bunch already Spindle.

littlbrowndog · 16/08/2021 21:12

Me too cauliflower cheese is the dogs

GrandTheftWalrus · 16/08/2021 21:12

Very true pebble

jay55 · 16/08/2021 21:12

I got to see rod Stewart at the o2 for £3, did not see Penny.

Has Melanie Sykes done anything recently? I'd forgotten she existed.

Pebbledashery · 16/08/2021 21:12

Not a fan of cauliflower cheese...

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TheDogsMother · 16/08/2021 21:12

Stop shouting Gregg, you bellend

Pebbledashery · 16/08/2021 21:12

@jay55

I got to see rod Stewart at the o2 for £3, did not see Penny.

Has Melanie Sykes done anything recently? I'd forgotten she existed.

£3 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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GrandTheftWalrus · 16/08/2021 21:13

How do you just tag a part of someone's name? Is that an app thing?

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