Celebrity Masterchef Klaxon!!! - Get ready Chuffians!

[Pebbledashery]

Yes, the Masterchef administrator is back!

@fourquenelle @viques @grouchykiwi @ilovesooty @romainingcalm
@toffeebutterpopcorn @wolfcub @littlbrowndog @halsall @jay55 @shirleyphallus @thedogsmother @ohwhatfuckeryisthisnow @sunbird24 @esmacannonball

Apologies if I have missed anyone off - park yourselves! we're on at 9pm!

I'll eat all the cauliflower you fussy people reject. Love the stuff.

@TheDogsMother

I will make myself unpopular here but I find Penny annoying. Loving Nabil though.

I'm comparing everyone with Su Pollard, tbf.

Me too

@GrouchyKiwi ill gladly hand it over to you when it's in a fucking roast dinner. No place for it there.

I'm just glad I don't have to listen to Su Ps foghorn of a voice

@GrandTheftWalrus

How do you just tag a part of someone's name? Is that an app thing?

You just type it, @Grand.

I eat cauliflower rice and it's vile unless it's stir fried or covered in a sauce.

The only wrong place for cauliflower Pebble is in dessert.

Cauliflower leaves? They're not cooked are they?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. This cannot be happening, I’m on holiday, I have no dominance over the tv and I am not ready. And I’ve missed Jay! Nooo!

Raw onion 🤮

It wasn't coming up with the @ though, just their name in bold.

@spindle

was Penny a supermodel? I mean, I know she was a model, but supermodel?

I wouldn’t put prawns with cauliflower from a texture perspective

@TheDogsMother

I eat cauliflower rice and it's vile unless it's stir fried or covered in a sauce.

Omg I bought cauliflower rice once and it was like saw dust. Vile.

@Ofnorman

was Penny a supermodel? I mean, I know she was a model, but supermodel?

No. Absolutely not.

Who is this Megan person?

Rip potatoes.

It worked, @Grand!

You are right Norman she was never a super model. I think she was a bit of a B list model.

I think I saw this Meghan on another show like home cooks celebs. She was good. But could have been someone els3

@GrouchyKiwi

Who is this Megan person?

A non entity from the only way is Essex

@GrouchyKiwi

The only wrong place for cauliflower Pebble is in dessert.

Just wait till the next Professionals series, Grouchy, some arsey twat of a private chef will be trying to persuade us that cauliflower ice-cream is A Thing.

@GrandTheftWalrus to make a word or name bold you put a * before and after it, no spaces

Cauliflower 2000 ways