Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS! Michael could get back with Grace, Izzy can’t keep up the pace, and will Craig take a stand on race?

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Billy puts his trust in God
But shouldn’t trust that sneaky Todd
He framed poor Paul - the rotten sod!

Two Corrie rhymes for the price of one

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Why is Jack standing there looking gormless??

Nurse Aggie didn’t seem to notice someone coughing up a lung ten feet away either!

I was waiting for Aggie to notice Liam gasping for breath. How come there is suddenly a parking problem? In years gone by cars were kept out of sight until a storyline needed one , then they were magicked up out of nowhere. I always reckoned there was an invisible carpark inhabited by the invisible childminders.

In years gone by cars were kept out of sight until a storyline needed one

In years gone by the couldn’t even fit a parked car on the street as if blocked the whole road! the street has tripled in width these past few years.

It probably happened around the time the salon flat grew two extra bedrooms

I love Emma’s style. Wish I could pull it off.

Are Corrie really trying to do a PSA on air pollution?

Goodness, this stuff about the pollution is a tad preachy and wooden. Perhaps the GCSE work experience kids are writing the scripts again and have just had a geography lesson on climate change?

Yep. Sounds likely.

“We’re killing our kids”

Oh my god!! Is Maria seriously going round the whole street telling everyone to stop driving??

I would have thought that was a prime opportunity to run for Dr Gadass.

This is fucking ridiculous. One boy had an asthma attack and hours later it is all the fault of a van parked up.

The parking has only been an issue for a week or so, (it was so bad that there were nine cars shown on the street at the end - I counted, sad sap that I am) and a child's "prolonged" exposure to the pollution has already resulted in him being diagnosed with asthma. Another opportunity for a worthy subject to be totally ruined by rushing it.

Did anyone notice that tonight's episode was directed by Amanda Mealing (Connie Beauchamp from Casualty)? Perhaps they brought her in specially to ensure the ambulance blocking drama was done right!

I’ve seen the first good thing, apart from the new banister, at the builders house! Did you see the drinks tray they had, better than the rovers

I fid laugh at the police being called the same day as ambulance. I know we have some service at least every other week but seriously lately we have full fire police and ambulance every week. We just need someone get stuck down Gails hole and we can elbow in Mountain rescue!

Surely blood splatters are basic things that police use as evidence with computer programme at the like? It’s not just there’s blood she did in in this day and age is it?

Lol at sally telling the paramedic she would just check her bag for her

Just watching episode 1. Since when did Maria know that Gary killed Rick? I thought he'd confessed to Sarah, not Maria

It did all come out around that time as Sarah got Gary run over when he was chasing her after saying she was going to police. She thought he loved her or why else would he chase her into road and it all came out. Well something like that usual Corrie confusing plots. They then split up- then got back together x4

Wtf was Maria doing? Who reacts like that when their child has asthma? It’s so weird!

It’s all bollocks. Even Leanne didn’t go that nuts when Oliver was dying.

It was just bizarre. The actress must have been so embarrassed. Also as someone else said, why did Jack just stand there watching his friend struggle to breathe? Terrible story!

Grace is driving me mad. She's coming across as a freeloader, using her daughter to get what she wants. "Move in with me, using your family's money, or I'll take a job that hasn't actually been offered to me in Hull".

I thought Gary and Maria split up ages ago, so I'm confused by Maria saying they should be a family.

Also, I must have missed Gary confessing murdering Rick to Maria.

Looks like Billy has lent Imran his Archdeacon bag so that he can carry highly confidential files from the relative security of the office to the local greasy spoon
Actually as shaggable as Imran is, he's really getting on my nerves. He should just forget about Kelly, rip off his shirt and have done with it.

He should just forget about Kelly, rip off his shirt and have done with it.

😂😂😂

Speaking of sexy topless men- have we heard the last of the calendar? Or will there be a big reveal?

I just want a conclusion to the Gary/Rick story. From what I recall the police knew that Rick's body had been moved, but did they ever find it? If so is he waiting with Robert for a funeral?