Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS! Michael could get back with Grace, Izzy can’t keep up the pace, and will Craig take a stand on race?

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Billy puts his trust in God
But shouldn’t trust that sneaky Todd
He framed poor Paul - the rotten sod!

Two Corrie rhymes for the price of one

David said Shona isn’t allowed to drive so she was already breaking the law by moving the car. I guess that’s why it’s such a big deal and they didn’t just fess up straight away. She’ll go back to prison.

Is Gail away? Did she go to wherever? Thailand?

The Leanne/Simon crazy drugs storyline seems to have come to a grinding halt.

It went to trial and Leanne and Sharon testified against the drug dealer so he was convicted and sentenced. Sharon then tried to take over his operation and con Rita out of £10k but Rita twigged and called the police.

@MotionActivatedDog

David said Shona isn’t allowed to drive so she was already breaking the law by moving the car. I guess that’s why it’s such a big deal and they didn’t just fess up straight away. She’ll go back to prison.

Is Gail away? Did she go to wherever? Thailand?

Shona going to prison would get them out of an awkward storyline certainly. They don't seem to have thought through the long term consequences of her injuries.

Yes she could go back to prison and get attacked and have her brain injury reversed. tbh though I can’t imagine they will keep Shona for much longer. They can’t go anywhere with her and are very limited in what storylines she can have.

@ToffeeNotCoffee

For it still to be dark in the morning it would have had to be about 4am. Why was Shona looking out of the window and awake enough to move the car into a parking place ? How come she's still allowed to drive after suffering such a serious head injury a couple of years ago ?

Where's Gail ? She would be carping on the side-lines with her muppet face about this.

The funeral parlour is not on Coronation Street, so, why has Todd suddenly taken to parking a vehicle there ?

It's pretty rare for CS characters to drive let alone have a car. They all do jobs in walking distance of home ! Not a long walk, either.

The Leanne/Simon crazy drugs storyline seems to have come to a grinding halt. Now Leanne and Nick are doing sport and other hobbies. What's that about.

Oh, and can we lose Toyah ?

Why doesn't Nic get a different job away from street if he's bored. I'm amazed they can afford not to work tbh

It’s quite bizarre. They are what, Early 40s? Is Leanne even 40? and they’ve decided to “retire” and go for massages? For the next 50 years?

Shona is really annoying.

I don’t know why they thought having David marry the mother of the murderer of Kylie was a good idea. And now I think she’s supposed to be comedic but isn’t.

Where's Simon and agree about the drug thing.

Toyah is so po faced and why is she skilled to work in the factory and Kirk calling her Miss was weird and out dated

Shona was in prison?? I thought she was in a care home/hospital following her getting shot during the same incident that killed Robert (remember him?)

She wasn't in prison,was she? Her son was, and David as I remember, but she wasn't.

If Shona goes to prison, she could share a cell with Faye.
Whatever Leanne's new business idea is, it will no doubt be within walking distance of the pub. How can she and Nick have enough money to retire on if it was her financial woes that got her and Simon involved in the drug gang in the first place? And while I'm on the subject of drugs,what happened to Sharon? Did Rita give her the £10,000 she promised her?
How is Fizz funding the shite bedsit which must be all of two miles away?
Corrie really has sunk incredibly low.

I hadn’t realised Nik was now retired! He sold what 40% of the factory shares and is now a millionaire lol Why not set a business up for Simon who seems to be doing something vague at college and must most of it being a drunk dealer.

Corrie really has sunk incredibly low.

It's become a self parody. I only watch it because I remember that it used to be good. Don't ask me when !

Oh, and can they hurry on up with the selling the pub storyline. In fact, can Toyah the counsellor (yeah, right)/factory worker/wanna be foster mother (I wouldn't trust her to care for either child or adult) go and run a yoga retreat/nudist colony in Wales ?

Where did Ed the builder's hot brother go ? A little bit dodgy but eye candy oh my !

Actually didn’t Sarah need £40k to buy nik shares so not going last few long at all. He must need least grand a month for bills and mortgage for the 3 of them. Plus CM!

Nick and Leanne gave retired? She just turned 40.

And it was only a few months ago Simon was dealing drugs because she was so skint, and Nick could barely scrape together 1k to help David to outbid Tracey on the house

It’s all so depressing at the moment isn’t it. The gardens could be good thing but the way Abbie is behaving you just know she is going go off on one and end up trashing it in a grief despair moment probable in the opening ceremony.

I’d like Nik and Leanne to buy the pub. Daisy and Jenny do nothing for me can we send them Off to Spain just pretend we haven't had Brexit

I’d like Jenny and Ronnie to run the pub together. Leave and nick would be so miserable behind the bar they’d send all the customers away.

I would be too tempted to shove Nick's face in the slops tray under the beer taps at closing time every night.

Toyah's mouth really annoys me

I think Nick and Leanne will end up back at the Bistro (most likely) or in the Rovers (possibly)

Or the kebab shop (hopefully)

MyCatEatsPrawnCrackers reported reported reported! 🙁😂😄

I missed this first time round. I don’t think I can handle this

Tiny and Peanut would be more interesting landlord's for the Rovers
It's all so dull at the moment
I'm not caring about any of the characters at the moment. It's all 'big' story lines. I prefer the everyday little things that I can relate to

I am finding it a bit tedious too. I'm in the middle of a netflix series and stopped it to start Corrie on Monday, but after 20 mins and David's bashed car and feeling like I'd missed an episode, I went back to my netflix!

Looks like I didn't miss much!