EASTENDERS 50 😁 no spoilers or I will shout at you 😂😂

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Wow 50th thread Impressive !!!!

So from last recap blondes thinks

Chelsea will suss it out and big reveal will happen on Chantelle’s yr anniversary

Sure the tag will show in Albert square if moves two doors up the road back to Denise

How will Linda and ruby leave. Will max work out the dates of baby

Bobby is now in love but with dads gf in the square

Ben and Callum got married and Bailey found safe

Issac finally snapped with his lack of drugs

Soooooooooo

Will Bernie lose the baby when ends up prob having cramps /shits via slimming pills

Will Stacey come back and ruby go to prison as admits made it up

Will Phil get custody from Denise. Remember she wanted to give him up and Phil didn’t years ago

And how come gray has an issue with stolen clothes but happy to murder 3 people

At least one realistic thing Linda had no make up on!

Nice empty hospital there too ..
I swear it gets worse

@Akire

At least one realistic thing Linda had no make up on!

The big earrings gone too ! And a nice quiet baby..

Maxine!

I'm actually gutted that Mo has caused the lovely Jean to go to jail .. grrr
I am a fan of hers and her eccentric ways.
She could be there for years too

Ha ha Maxine!

I don’t dislike Annie but isn’t it a bit similar to Nancy ie Ann(e)/Anna/Hannah
I maybe wrong though

They could least had Tommy in touch and go for 24h hardly with having the set for. Quite like the police man. Jean is so good at monologues they can’t have her in wormwood scrubs.

Would jean actually go to prison though? I've just looked up and there was a bloke with numerous previous drug offences found growing 30 plants and in possession of meth as well and he got 12 months suspended for 12 months

I looked it up and it was a long stretch for selling on drugs ?
I've no idea, but it didn't sound good.
I have visions of her cooking sausage surprise in haul (like Paddington bear with his marmalade! )
Then them all doing a big dance routine at the end!

Phil was bleeding heavily last night , but didn't even go to A and E !!

I was guessing I’ve no idea of prison lengths. Would hoped more than 12m suspended! Her only defence is she’s vulnerable unstable adult been forced to do this by someone higher up chain. Rather than Mo who is her ex husbands auntie/distant relative who knows!

Maybe she will run off with the nice detective !

Oh she can say the landlords are known criminal family with lots dodge contacts. I’ve never had key to garage nothing to do with me! It’s al substantial evidence gov

Maybe Shirley will talk Gray into getting her off ?
.. or Ritchie? Although she is pricy!
Sharon might pay for it , wasn't she big pals with her once ?

I nominate Akire to send her scripts to the bbc because she smashes it !!
Your so much better than they are at this !

Jean wouldn't be handed a custodial sentence in real life, so of course she's going to get 7 years in Holloway.

No, free Jean !!
I'll start a petition.. get mumsnetters on board!
This could go viral .. ( like they did for Deirdre Barlow back in the day )

Does Jean have a previous record?

@the80sweregreat

I nominate Akire to send her scripts to the bbc because she smashes it !! Your so much better than they are at this !

Ha thank you

@MrsRobbieHart

Does Jean have a previous record?

If you read her wiki page, it's an exhausting litany of trouble and scrapes with the law, including all sorts of nonsense with financials, fires, deaths, benefits and Mo. But no actual sentences?

She also has bi-polar, and a history of suicide attempts and psychiatric incarceration, as well as having had ovarian cancer and bereavement, and a huge burden of caring responsibility placed on her.

I therefore predict a ridiculously punitive sentence.

I bet she'll end up with Stacey , like Fletcher and Godber ( young people will have to look that up )
She will latch on the king pin hard woman and give her ' Jean words of wisdom '
The hard woman will become besties with Jean. Stop her getting beaten up etc.

Tbh, Shirley could be well be in there for arson, reprising Yvonne Atkins.

Janine started that fire , yet she gets the nice red jacket and gets away with it.
As per usual

Hopefully Tommy remembers Phil was unconscious before the fire.
The court system in eastenders is impressive commit a crime September in Jail by December.

It's all impressive in Walford, east London
Empty hospitals, courts that are quick to get through the cases, detectives who take you to the empty hospital , head injuries that heal up overnight , babies that are born in less than 30 minutes, this was all just a couple of episodes too!