EASTENDERS 50 😁 no spoilers or I will shout at you 😂😂

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Wow 50th thread Impressive !!!!

So from last recap blondes thinks

Chelsea will suss it out and big reveal will happen on Chantelle’s yr anniversary

Sure the tag will show in Albert square if moves two doors up the road back to Denise

How will Linda and ruby leave. Will max work out the dates of baby

Bobby is now in love but with dads gf in the square

Ben and Callum got married and Bailey found safe

Issac finally snapped with his lack of drugs

Soooooooooo

Will Bernie lose the baby when ends up prob having cramps /shits via slimming pills

Will Stacey come back and ruby go to prison as admits made it up

Will Phil get custody from Denise. Remember she wanted to give him up and Phil didn’t years ago

And how come gray has an issue with stolen clothes but happy to murder 3 people

Oh no! Don't kill off Phil Mitchell !

Nope, this thread is not showing when I click on "I'm on". Maybe I will try to unwatch the thread then watch it again and see if that works.

Anyway, back to EE. I'm struggling with Shirley being so tearful about Tina all the time. She's definitely overreacting. Also, why didn't she just ask Phil for the 10k she needed instead of bashing him over the head? Even if already had the money from the proceeds of the cannabis farm 🤦🏻‍♀️

And another thing, I'm pretty sure when Jean first found the plants months ago when Mo had just left on her cruise, that she asked someone (forgotton who) to help her get rid of it all. Was it Zack maybe 🤔

Now it's showing thankfully 👌🏼

All I could think of wow it must really be hurting Phils neck lay on floor without putting his head down! Least Jeanne was true character stepping over him.

Yes Mo did get someone get rid but no one can remember who

I think I remember her asking someone to get rid of the plants but then for some reason she changed her mind and turned off the power supply in order to kill them all. But then yesterday she was looking at the electrics and said Mo must have hooked it up to the mains.

Jean did ask Zac for help with the plants,
Dunno why he didn't ?

@catinboots21

Can someone remind me what it is that Jean knows about Ruby - that Ruby doesn't want Martin to find out. Is it that Stacey didn't push her????

Yes that she lied about Stacey pushing her and that she didn't try to withdraw her statement to the police

Anyway, Jean will end up in the same prison as Stacey now I suppose ! Thanks Rubes!

Just seen that Kellie has had her baby. Doesn't seem to have announced the sex but I only skim read the article in case they'd given any spoilers for Eastenders and her exit!

Awwww I even feel a tiny bit sorry for Philth !

But even he should realise :

Scene 4 : Philth is in the kitchen cooking chips , pan full of oil simmering away nicely .

Would be his sticky end (or not)

Why would I be cooking chips ? My step-son owns a bloody chippie ?

And the casual way Janine throws the cardigan "Ugh , acrylic"

Whooooosh on the hob!

but I only skim read the article in case they'd given any spoilers for Eastenders and her exit !

I think last Maternity Leave she went off to her Mums pub to run it while she recovered . They cannot use that one this time .

Well, they are gearing up to her having to leave because Jack said Max is coming back so I guess she'll run away to avoid him. Portugal or Spain maybe along with the rest of the absent cast. Or New Zealand because that's so easy.

How many times has Phil been whacked over the head? Surely people should realise by now that isn't going to kill him because of his unusually thick skull.

More fires..
Phil will be ok I'm sure of it.
He has numerous lives.

Is the chippy still open?
I haven t seen it for a while.
Phil, the hard man, cooking chips though :)

I'm sure someone has had fish and chips in the last couple of weeks, although we've not seen the actual chippy.

How many people fry chips on the hob nowadays anyway?

Phil, the hard man, cooking chips though

Phil can turn his hand to cooking though , once he callled a Family Breakfast (for about 15) and rustled up huge platters of bacon, sausage,egs, toast , beans , possiby black pudding . Jugs of orange juice, tea ,coffee .....

I have an inkling Kat's culinary expertise is like Pat Butcher's ,
Described by Mo Butcher "If she boiled water you'd need to strain out the lumps"

@SoupDragon

How many people fry chips on the hob nowadays anyway?

Not many these days. I was watching the Shirley Valentine film on Sunday and she had an old fashioned chip fryer , that was in 1989 though !! Maybe Phil prefers the old ways ? 😂

How many people fry chips on the hob nowadays anyway

I do but I always stay right beside it and tell everyone "I'm cooking chips don;t disturb me and don't go into the cupboard under the stairs where I keep my baseball bat" !

On Monday will we witness Phil being taken to the nice private room at Walford General where Sharon or Ben will visit him and bring grapes.
Phil will swear to ' do in the person that did this'
and look menacing

They were the best type of chips, but a very dangerous method.
I remember ours went on fire on a few occasions, DM racing towards the back door flaming pot in hand, she used a damp tea towel on a previous occasion, it spread to the ceiling.

Max had a laceration on his head once and looked like a piggy bank.

Maybe Phil will sport a similarly fetching scar .

If Steve McFaden is doing Pantomime this year they might send Phil off for a nice long stretch in Walford General or Walford Nick ?

@70isaLimitNotaTarget

How many people fry chips on the hob nowadays anyway

I do but I always stay right beside it and tell everyone "I'm cooking chips don;t disturb me and don't go into the cupboard under the stairs where I keep my baseball bat" !

Very wise.

It Might be a long ' coma' situation with Phil where everyone will forget about him being in there.