MAFS UK - polish your rings and dust off your fascinators

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Praise be.

Nikitas Instagram is still full of the same underwear style content, so somethings telling me she and Ant don't last.

Either that or she is addicted to the little buzz you get off too much nylon.

Bold fail.

My life today.

Nikita edited.

Again, you cannot edit what you did not do or say.

They might insert it into a more shocking bit but the sweary marys and gobshitery came from her mouth. Even if she did have trouble making her lips move.

I could claim to be a size 8.

It does not make it so.

#smallcow

Oh poor poor Ant. I feel protective as he's a Birmingham Bab, she's nowhere near good enough for him. I hate it when experts do this; it is so obvious that all she wants is Insta fame and Ant seems like a genuinely nice, mature bloke. It's unfair.

@ReginaaPhalange

Nikita also claims she was edited to come across the way she did....

Yeah, right.

Did they over dub her words then? Use someone else’s arms to pull her veil for her?

Also, as if any one of those flammable tat dresses cost £300!

More like £9.99 from Shein or PLT!
Who is she trying to kid?

To the poster above who knows N’s mother, I thought she looked mortified at several points last night, while the dad looked on approvingly at ‘his little princess’ 🤮🤮🤮

The post in question about being edited

Ends it on a classy note "let's get fuckin mortal"

@SheldonesqueTheBstard my life today too 🤣 not just a fail.... a bold fail!

@ScienceSensibility

People like Nikita are the epitome of everything that is wrong with our society.

Shallow, vain, vacuous and as thick as twenty five short planks.

I think her parents have done an appalling job of bringing her up.

She is clearly only on this programme to try and make money and join the reality show cash bandwagon.
What were the producers thinking? Were Geordie Shore and Naked Attraction full?
She is part of that Instagram sub class who spend money on plastic surgery and end up looking like identical sex dolls. The lips, dear God.

All those battles fought for women’s rights and this is what young women are aspiring to.

After she’d dominated the meet up conversation ( highly rude and ill mannered) I had to keep fast forwarding. I hope her chosen groom drops her ASAP.
His family looked absolutely disgusted with her behaviour.

Utterly vile.

Couldn't agree more. It's depressing

Watched about 10 minutes before turning off in horror. I can't cope with the fame-seeking plastic people who are only in it to get insta-famous.

What a pile of crap.

I didn't find it shocking that Bob was hoping to have sex on his wedding night. I can't get worked up about it.Who the hell marries a stranger anyway! He asked if she wanted to sleep in the same bed and cuddle and she said no. They moved on. He might have just got carried away with the whole occasion. She didn't seem freaked out by it.

Just watching now. Jesus H Christ. What a shallow, vacuous excuse for a human being. I feel sorry for Ant.

I daresay if she had agreed to a cuddle she would have had little Bob making his presence felt. Cuddles with no expectation are fine. That wasn’t what he was going for by the sounds of it!

As ye say though - she wasn’t bothered and dealt with it.

I’m perhaps just a tad old fashioned in that I want wooing. A fake marriage is not a woo.

To my shame I've no doubt Id get sweeped up in it all and be bonking on the first night

Let's be brutally honest here..... if you were paired up with Ant, I'd be up for a cuddle at least ;) even josh too!

I’d probably go on MAFS if they wanted a short, fat grumpy woman who doesn’t wear makeup, do her grey roots until they’re 2 inches long. It’s got to be a better bet for a husband than OLD in your late 40s! ‘Spect they wouldn’t want me though

😌

@Twitchynose

I’d probably go on MAFS if they wanted a short, fat grumpy woman who doesn’t wear makeup, do her grey roots until they’re 2 inches long. It’s got to be a better bet for a husband than OLD in your late 40s! ‘Spect they wouldn’t want me though

They should totally do an oldies one - no lip fillers or fake boobs allowed.

No one would want me on a MAFS.

There is not enough botox, filler, or fake tan in the world to make me presentable.

And my name didn’t come out of thin air. 😳

Anyone from the North East- I sympathise with your absolute embarrassment.

Thank you Puffalicious..... indeed!

@SheldonesqueTheBstard I'm sure you're much more beautiful than the fake blow-up doll bird

Here's to help with the names and to stop me 2.0 everyone from the aus series

Everyone blossoms in the right light?

And if I wore a body suit like that it would look like a cabbage was blossoming round it.

The only right light for me is no light at all.