MAFS UK - polish your rings and dust off your fascinators

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Praise be.

I think the caption was meant to say "everyone blossoms under a shit ton of fillers and implants.... and a decent filter...... and a thrush inducing bodysuit"

And I say that as an early 30s, au natural, pregnant hormonal Scottish lass who's not at all envious of her figure (even if it is plastic or sucked out of her)....

And on a final note on that picture, it screams "look.... I've had a wax" 🤣🤣 again, I say that as I'm not due my wax until Thursday night and going mad

Dearest salty - you are wrong. ☺️

I’ve got a face like a well hoofed ball 😆

@ReginaaPhalange

Here's to help with the names and to stop me 2.0 everyone from the aus series

Ooh handy

Those jaw fillers were a big mistake!

I've just caught up.

Nikita would be far too much for me, but I guess that's the point. I hope she learns from this. So far she's coming across as wanting a prop for the 'gram I felt so sorry for her groom and his dad.

I know this is cold of me, but I could do without the sad stories. Morag, let's not tell our sad stories.

Early doors I really disliked Franky (old man) and warmed to Luke (shy man). Must have been tricky for Matt standing there with the "missus" chat, but he'll have been prepared for that.

Personally I preferred the previous UK version, but I'll take it as the chewing gum it is. I liked the inclusion of the gay couple.

I wish they'd put their names up on the screen.

Just started it. Nikita has no self awareness at all or a filter like she thinks it and says it.

I don't think this is a good idea Morag

I think when people are this vulnerable and sensitive, they shouldn’t be accepted.

I just can't warm to Morag. I'm not sure she's in the right place for this programme.

Okay okay I’ve just caught up in the time and am here for this evening 🎉
Nikita is rough as fuck. Sooo coarse. Very mean to pair the seemingly lovely Ant with her as it’s clearly for entertainment value given it’s bound to all kick off.
I’m on the fence about Bob. Can’t decide how I feel about him at all. Megan seems lovely but so immature, or that’s the first impression I got. And unfortunately she seems to care far too much about what her family thinks.

Liking Like already.

I think he’s attractive. Ahhhh lovely Luke!

Luke reminds me a bit of Truman or whatshisname from The Office.

He's lovely

He’s a bit ‘oh I know I’m not attractive/fit/good enough’ for me, but he does seem like a nice chap. Hopefully it works out for him and ‘Moo’

I totally ageee.

She shouldn’t be here.

And he seems a doll. He seems lovely and gentle and if I’m honest, more me at the moment than any of them.

I dread to think what was on her shopping list that he isn’t it.

Open your eyes. There are great men out there. (And I’d like one)

Steve Arnott!

They must have had more than 2 gay guys apply for this series, so how come they couldn’t pick two a bit closer in age?

I could live to 100 without hearing Matt sing again and that wouldn’t be long enough

He's lovely but I wouldn't say he's the rugged hairy chested man's man she asked for. I hope she can see past that.

I also don't think she's in a good place mentally to be on this show though, poor love

@icelollycraving

Steve Arnott!

That's it!

39?!

Is Mel even listening to him? Mmm mmm mmm